I fantasize about ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ California’s earthquake fault line. The dirt, the debris, the thought of the earth quivering under me as I slowly stick my ♥♥♥♥ into its gaping wide entrance. I keep looking at news stories and getting the firmest erections of my life seeing those beautiful cracks. She’s so open and so wanting. Each earthquake is like another whimper just begging for me to take her. The amount of ♥♥♥ I’ve lost just thinking about thrusting my rod into our beloved planet. Talk about getting my rocks off. ♥♥♥♥ I’m hard.

Hrrrgh Gamora, I’m trying to obtain all the infinity stones but I’m dummy thicc and and the clap of my ass cheeks keeps alerting the Avengers

OwO what's this? 😳❓Big red ❤💋meaty steak 🥩🍖 UwU ❤❤ 💖Mmm~ So tasty yummy UwO 😉😘, *licks meat*👅👅 💓💓Unnf UwU tastesss soo gwoood daddy ☺🤩😜~~ What?! ⁉️ EGGS?!?🥚⁉️ :0 😮 UwU *Shakeys wittle baby tail*🐶💖❤ mmm Daddy I Wuuuuv eggs~ 🥚💋💖I Wuuuuuuuv💗 💞 Yo Eggs espweciawy uwo, mmm tastes soooo good~ 💦🤤💙Daddy these eggs are sawty~💖💖 OwO ❤😍 daddy is that a sausage to add to my sawty eggy weggys?💖 🤤🥚💗 Mmm *licks sausage* 👅💦 mmmm soooo good~ 🤤💖🥴 *deepthroatys daddies big thick juicy meat* 😳👅 mmmm daddy this tastes SOOOOO GOOOOOD~ 😜💦💜MMMM OwO UwU~ *Nuzzles you*💗 RAWR 🐯🐻🦁💞

Hi, and wewcome to my Minecwaft Wet’s Pway Episode 1 on the EpicCweepew Gaming Channew!!! Today I wiww be pwaying Minecwaft obviouswy!! Today I wiww stawt by punching some wood and then making a shovew. Oops, I actuawwy meant Pickaxe, so now I need mowe wood 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 so now that I have pick axe I go mine. This is whewe I wike to sing my favowite song, the fowtnite wap featuwing ninja!! Fowtnite fowtnite wets go I pway it aww night aww night fow show!! Awwight I got some iwon and now wet’s cwaft a iwon pick!! Okay now I’m going back to mine. OH WOW I AWWEADY FOUND DIAMONDS!!!! This is enough to get a fuww set!!! I got a fuww set of diamond now and now I need obsidian. Okay we awe at wava wevew and.... okay I see obsidian wet’s go get it. Awwight now wet’s make a nethew powtaw. And.. wight it! Awwight now that we’we in the nethew wet’s go gets some bwazes. Okay I’m back I just kiwwed enough bwazes. Now wet’s make some eyes of endew!!

Ok so I have to use a parachute as a condom because how large my schlong is. But you may ask “what about the whole at the top of a parachute?” Well guess ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ what? My sperm are gigantic 50 pound steel balls with tails that can’t fit through tiny holes like those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. My penis is so girthy that I actually have to have a small crowd of people to Jack me off just so I don’t destroy my own ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ house. My semen then acts like a subsurface missile that reaches far further than any long distance missile ever created in human history. I could easily destroy China if I aimed correctly. Also, have you ever wondered why the moon was so white? Yeah exactly.

h-hi looking for females/males above 16 i love to edate!!! ill post on ur profile for a few weeks, commenting things like "x3" "hai" "nice profile pic" "cute profile picture" :3" or even anime emoticons.i will like everything you like, join all the groups you're in, like things you like; i will continue doing this for 2-3 weeks, until you notice me, and eventually add me. when i accept you, i will act really shy, i will start off the conversation by asking "How are you x3" and make subtle hints indicating that i have developed e-feelings for you within the 30-40 minutes of conversating. after a few hours of talking, i will confess my undying love for you. we will have hearts linking to eachothers profiles, and i will make edgy groups for just us. named "Cuties" and lock the group after we post hearts in the comment section. after a few hours later, i will make advances onto you hinting that i want to have e-sex with you, once i get enough e-sex i will remove you.

What did you just say about me, you small buissness owner? I'll let you know I graduated from one of the top buissness schools in Canada with really good grades, and have performed over 300 secret rennovations on dying companies.

notices your Non-Hodgkin lymphoma owo what's this? nuzzles your lymphocytes oooh, it's so distended and hard~ glomps your chemo cycle so hard and thick~ penetrate me daddy! Penetrate my spinal cord with your 6-mercaptopurine~

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hey, sorry I saw your turban and I just thought you looked threatening in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see terrorists playing video games haha! I don't know why its an infidel thing honestly im like really against terrorism and like ill be the one in the airport weapon searching colored people. We should really play Papers Please sometime its a really cool racial profiling game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to call homeland security ;) sorry that wasnt profiling I swear Im just trying to be concerned with my safety Im really afraid of your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on guantanamo bay we should talk more you look really scary and suspicious xxx

I thought the Sugondese people went extinct. Heard it was some kind of rare disease called Ligma?

hey im a cam♥♥♥♥♥, im just wondering if u wanna do a partner stream with me. a twink like you woud pull loads of cash ;)

Hello my beautiful goddess,

I saw your profile and figured I would try writing you. I can not disrespect a girl. It's not in me. I'm a gentleman. Quite honestly, It sure surprised me to see you on here. I just have a hard time seeing someone who could easily be a model having trouble meeting someone. I'm not trying to give you a line, you really are astoundingly beautiful to me. It would be a pleasure and a privilege getting to know you. I'd love to find out if you are as beautiful inside as you are out.

Hope to hear from you soon.

If you think "Free Weekend" means you get to keep the game afterwards, please go mix some Ammonia and Bleach together in your bath tub. Then lean forward into your bath tub to breathe deeply. It's for the best.

add me, its guest from roblox

🅰ye... We need more 🅰 and less 🅱. Wouldn't that be 🅰wesome?

🅱 is for normies. 🅰 is where it's all at.

Don't 🅱 an idiot. Use 🅰 for once.

🅰 is underrated, and deserves more love.

🅰 is 🅰mazing....

Why does 🅱 get so much attention? 🅰 is better.

Because all my life I've wanted to be cute like an anime girl. Everynight I fantasize about being a bright-colored hair teenage girl getting my virgin holes stuffed and stretched by Onii-chan and his friends, getting my hair tugged, being choked by a 95" meatsword, getting my face plastered in cummies from a bukkake sesh, and being told that I've been a good kitty as master busts into my stomach. I think all of this stems from the desire to be a girl, or at least treated like one. That's all I ever wanted since the beginning, to be touched and treated like the naughty girl I was born to be and know I am at my core...

I mean, uhh, I like the art style.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was contractually obligated to move at least 75.6 metric tons of red oak grade lumber per day out of the Roanoke River Basin for the Booth Logging Co. of Boones Mill, Virginia at an average of $800 per thousand bf, but his truck breaks down at 2:27 p.m. and he doesn't get the engine running again until about 3:55 p.m. costing him nearly an hour and a half of operable daylight?

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I don't know where else to post this and I really got to get this off my chest . I am a dude so i assumed I was safe from catcalling but I guess I was wrong. I was just out for a morning walk with my dog and there was around 4-5 girls gathered around the same bench and one of them shouted. "Hey cute-cumber, come over here and let me give you a good time". At the moment I was like wtf cute-cumber, but I got it eventually.I thought it was just a weird little sexual joke so I smiled while walking away, big mistake.

It just encouraged the whole group to start shouting the weirdest ♥♥♥♥ about ♥♥♥♥♥ and ass. Which I admit was a little clever and funny but still made me uncomfortable. But the cucumber fetish girl shouted something along the line"I would tie you up and make all your ♥♥♥ drip into my ♥♥♥♥♥,daddy" and that really freaked me the ♥♥♥♥ out. I literally started running and got the ♥♥♥♥ out of there. I don't think I'll ever take that route again.

*notices your 5.56x45mm NATO* w-wuhts dis? OwO

I have reported this profile page... to Jesus. Remember Jesus loves you and every time you hurt yourself you hurt him. That means everytime you self-rape, you are also raping Jesus. He has enough of his own worries like being nailed to a cross without having to go through you raping him while he is up there. Please think about your actions. I will pray.

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Something I'm very proud of is my IQ. It's incredibly high and it gives me power over all the plebious ignorants on this site. Only a select few in the world, and possibly the universe, could possibly hold a conversation with me without getting confused. This is because I discuss things like quantum physics, black holes and time and space themselves. My intellect is far superior to the common man. I could take all of you in a fight. I'm currently pursuing a doctorate in medicine, criminology and neuropsychology. Yes, I'm getting a triple doctorate. Jealous? I would assume so. Move along now, unless you have an IQ of over 190 I don't wish to communicate with you on any level. I could take any and all of you in a fight.

*my face glimmers with anger and confidence, fire is in my eyes* DO you HONESTLY think I care what a simple plebeian like you EVEN THINKS? I have multiple awards that I achieved with my 147 IQ(certified genius by scientific standards). Get out of my face, ♥♥♥♥♥. *slaps you with ♥♥♥♥ and runs away laughing* "have fun being blocked, troglodyte."

You think you can toy with her like that? Don't try to act stupid. You know who I’m talking about you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. How dare you try to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ blame YOUR issues onto HER. Who do you think you are? grrrr.. Im not ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kidding... You don’t know who I am. It doesn't matter. Listen kid, you don't want to see my other side. I have a wolf inside me with a muzzle on, but the muzzle is about to come off. You broke her heart, and I will break yours. She is a nice girl, how dare you use her like this. How come people like you get to date her? Then people like me have to sit in the shadows and be the shoulders to cry on. Listen Kid, I don't have time for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ games. I am a nice guy, but when you make a nice guy angry, the world shakes. Don't do it again. You will regret this the next FULL MOON. You mess with me you mess with the pack bud. ♥♥♥♥ you. Get ready.

please never stop with the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass profile pictures. they are the only thing that give me the will to live. every day, when i come from school my dad beats me. then i attempt to do my homework but cant because im dumb and my parents are always ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in the room next to me and i cant focus. then i stay up all night on my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ xbox one and get ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ rekt on cod. after that, i wake up and go to school, where i get bullied by the pimps. i have no friends, and im cutting my wrists as i write this. your profile pictures are the only things that give me the will to continue my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up life, if you stop i will kill myself in the most painfull way possible

you know this is going to sound a little weird but lol please bear with me im really nervous saying this but haha sometimes when i go to bed i think about you and it makes me feel really funny like im lying there and i just think about how nice it would be if we could like sit on a beach or something and hold hands and talk about all the small things in life maybe we could have our own beachhouse or y'know just take a vacation down by the lakwside i know its weird i dont want you to feel uncomfrlable or whatver but its just i keep thinking about you and i wanted otk now what you think okay?? actually nevermind its not a big deal im sure you're just weirded out thanks ^_^;;

oh F U C C OFF!

-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Why are we still here? Just to suffer? Every night, I can feel my leg... and my arm... even my fingers. The body I've lost... the comrades I've lost... won't stop hurting... It's like they're all still there. You feel it, too, don't you? I'm gonna make them give back our past.

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MINECRAFT STEVE 🌊 😍 Take me by the block ⬜ lead me to the biome🌳 that you understand 🙌 🌊 MINECRAFT STEVE 🌊 😍 The adventure 🚲 to the mineshaft with the 💎diamonds is really cool 👌 🌊 MINECRAFT STEVE 🌊 😍 The mine filled with diamonds 💎 is super good 👍 and i wish to 💦 ♥♥♥ back 💯

Yes the priest ♥♥♥♥♥♥ me in the elevator, but you don't see me traumatized, you see the priest traumatized every Sunday that we see him, because it was more of me doing it to him, than him doing it to me. I shoved an entire baseball bat up his ass it was wrapped in duct tape and barbed wire. You cannot even imagine the ♥♥♥♥ I can MacGuyver up with an oblong wooden object, some strong adhesive straps, and a few sharp objects. And you don't see me bragging on about how I made the priests plans backfire upon him by me smashing one of his testes with an icepick in a moving elevator at 3 in the morning. I can do gruesome ♥♥♥♥ you can't even imagine in your worst nightmares.

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OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.

Haha, memes.

You would not believe your eyes
If ten million fireflies
Lit up the world as I fell asleep
'Cause they fill the open air
And leave teardrops everywhere
You'd think me rude but I would just stand and stare
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems
'Cause I'd get a thousand hugs
From ten thousand lightning bugs
As they tried to teach me how to dance
A foxtrot above my head
A sock hop beneath my bed
A disco ball is just hanging by a thread (thread, thread)
I'd like to make myself believe that planet earth turns slowly
It's hard to say that I'd rather stay awake when I'm asleep
'Cause everything is never as it seems (when I fall asleep)

Hi all! i'm glad u bothered to go to mah profile like a stalker! anyway, i play demoknight and engie a lot and if u think any of those classes are noobish/gay/other stuff,i shouldn't know u, especially since ur kinda stalking me, hate stalkers. reminds me of my ex GF, honestly. Pretty. And smelly. Weird combo i know. Wait, what was i supposed to talk about again??? Did it have do with games like Skyrim and Team Fortress 2? if not, i musta had a short term memory loss like i always do, which reminds me of my ex GF, honestly. Pretty. And smelly. Weird combo i know. wait...

o hai

wtf you saying ♥♥♥♥♥ I was here the whole time

Rest in spaghetti, never forgetti.

He died again...RIP boobman49. I'll forever miss your bhop skills. FeelsBadMan

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