DID YOU TAKE A GREY BIKE FROM THESE RAILINGS ON THE NIGHT OF THE 25TH?
YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!
I AM GOING TO KILL YOU. I WILL SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE TRACKING YOU DOWN. I WILL FIND YOU. YOU WILL NEVER SLEEP AGAIN. GOD WILL NOT SAVE YOU. I
AM COMING FOR YOU.

Yo Gen X, where you at!?
We had the best childhood!

thank you duddlee!! I was so happy when i saw your name, your art is sooo cool and you are so talented!! Im looking forward to seeing more

+rep


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the fictional character agrees with
ME, ОК????? CHUD!!!

nahh the dickriding crazy tho 💀

STOP SEXUALLY HARASSING MY FRIEND

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ CREEP

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/ > 🍆 want ♥♥♥♥?

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🍆< \ have you been good?

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/ >🍆 then you can have my ♥♥♥♥!

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/ >🍆 but just a suck..

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/ >🍆 OH! KEEP SUCKING!

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/ >🍆💦💦 OH ♥♥♥♥! *♥♥♥♥ all over you*

mee is a autistic funny pwetty silli cutie age wegressow lil suppowt kittygiwl (catgiwl) sweetieheawt and mee is cuwwently 14 y/o and always gonna makes uuuu wuvvss mee vewyy muchh datt uuu'll will wuvvss meee until da end of da univewse cuz peeps says dat meee is soo sweett andd cutee and also mee wanna makes games but its feels too hawd fow meow soo meow does modding instead and mee makes souwce engine maps

@NathCripps • 31s ago
He should be put to death. Like all police officers in the UK. Cut all their heads off

haha see you next year lol

♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ creep

during this joyous time of giving id like to give you the gift of my christmas penis

+100 bits for rubbing out the great gomp

haiii

Did you hear? The United States Food and Drug adminstration just revelaed that AIDS is actually cause by Tylenol; a common birth defect pill that usually causes Autism and other birth defects such as Surge Syndrome (an addiction the Surge) and Gamer Hyphoxia (getting mad at video games) Kinda crasy isnt it!

Did you hear? The U.S. Army is filling their Abrams tanks up with Dr. Pepper so the crew doesn't get thirsty, the tank is resistant to radiation - and no risk of fire! And the enemy can't use it without diving gear or enough thirsty men.

After a thorough review of your gallery I have to admit you have some gorgeous feet. Toe-to-foot ratio is perfect. Toe nails are clean and well taken care of. Big fan of the contrasting tones of the soles and arches. The only bit of criticism I have is that you have no pics in nylon which is unfortunate.

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If you like to drown horses, someone will put this in your comments
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bro screwed the pooch 😂😂😂

bro browned out 😂😂😂

bro browned out 😂😂😂

I bet your hands were shaking as you typed that. Take a deep breath. Stop being so mad.

i just got steam you should try hello neighbor its cool

Yyou keep moving like that I'm gonna put a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ baby in you. There’s no way you can move so eggcelently, exit- exit- excedent- exit- excellencely and perfect at the same time. Beautiful. You're beautiful, honey. Keep it moving, yes. Let me- turn around, please. Oh, let's take a look at that. Look at the bottom of the toes. Look at the bottom of the feet though. You gotta pay to see that on most, he gives it out for free. Or she. Or I hope this is a she, cause I'm not gay, but I might be gay if this is a guy. Oh my god.

at this rate ill never figure out the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ riddle. this system sucks

ok sent

ok can you do abdl

hey can i commission you for a blender render whats your rate?

Listen here you toe-eyed cabbage, i wasnt born into this world so your fat ass could choke out low level insults at me. I hope you stub your toe in the dark and have to crawl around your bedroom at 3:47 am in horrific pain after going to the kitchen for a midnight snack of cheese and crackers you absolute gormless minger

the system shutdown due to incorrectly answering three riddles in a row. do not challenge it nor try solving it, believe me. stay away and do not look back.

your ability to find the worst copy-pastas is something else

evil despicable creature that makes cool art

cool creature that makes cool art

wrong color

i was Unable to sleep most nights because my heartbeat rarely slowed down enough for me to relax for almost 3 years. I had to wait until i was literally too tired to fight sleep. Closing my eyes was terrifying. This usually resulted in me staying up until i got to school the next morning to pass out in all my classes. Which in turn made me look super depressed to everyone including the bullies, As they at the time believed i was just one push from a school massacre they could say the lived through. a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ cycle.

i never knew my father. I was raped by my gay cousin. my grandfather tried to kill my brother by throwing him out of a two story window. Then he died from cancer. I’v been in dozens of jumpings and countless fights, many of which resulted in my ass getting handed to me. I got listed as a potential school threat due to harmless drawings back in 7th grade resulting in expulsion and rumors involving a second columbine, and everyone involved trying their hardest to get me to do it by relentless bullying that followed me for the rest of middle school. After being diagnosed with ADD right after, and prescribed a stimulant. i developed hyper anxiety disorder and lived in a constant state of paranoia where anything caused a minor panic attack, and the feeling that nowhere was safe.

GAY

I wanna get drunk on laughter
I wanna get high on love
I wanna do shots of moonlight
While the stars shine up above
I wanna wear my brightest smile
Cause joy looks good on me (oh!)

Well, right when I'm about to release my clam chowder all over my actresses face, I would freeze time and take a break.
Then after my break, I would dump some more baby-gravy on her face and freeze time again. I would keep doing this for what feels like centuries. Just thousands of times of me unfreezing long enough to dump mayonnaise and refreezing again.
Then after all of that time of releasin' the semen, I would unfreeze time. then lo and behold, the world's longest and most unexplainable moneyshot with the girl being buried in the Elmer's glue looking more like a sticky Jabba the Hutt type creature than a girl after the multiple houred length moneyshot.
To top it off, my hair and beard would continue to grow the whole time so as I'm spewing out this monumental load of gusher juice and my hair would gray as I aged away.
people would talk about the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ that changed the world for millenniums to come

I give you five minutes when we get there. Anything happens in that five minutes and I'm yours. No matter what. Anything a minute on either side of that and you're on your own. I don't sit in while you're running it down. I don't carry a gun. I drive.

45 minutes for some grilled eggplant?

I watched for a while before looking away and locking eyes for a brief second with another stranger who shared a face of absolute disgust.
This was a grown ass, mid 20s woman munching away on nose nuggets. Not even like a quick, sly, pretending to be scratching her nose type of picking. She was going fishing again and again until she found the biggest, most choice booger before licking her finger clean. Like i could see that yellow glob on her fingertip from across the aisle, the way she looked at that thing, it was like when you have a really good meal and you stop to savor the last bite. She was just out there loving it. I never seen anything like it, and hopefully, I wont again. The look on that girls face, ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ was like she was Cypher from the matrix when he takes that blissful bite of steak.

-rep winners don’t do drugs

Raving in the car rn

synergize these nuts in yo mouth

Team synergy

mom *lick* you smell like *lick* beef *lick* gross *lick*

Cups of the rosé
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ in my old phone
I should call one and go home
I've been in this club too long
The woman that I would try
Is happy with a good guy
But I've been drinkin' so much
That I'ma call her anyway and say