never thought i'd say this but the games you play NEED to get gayer.

you're busy counting numbers in nubby's number factory while I'm busy counting the amount of women I've BONED. I'm running out of fingers and I can't count above 10.

LMFAOOO project diva noob!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u must suck so bad at the game haha god imagine playing a game where a blue hair anime girl sings and you press buttons and thats it thats the game. so embarrassing haha (do NOT look at my profile)

um....meow......

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I sexually identify as a Paesano. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of jumping over the green pipes and squishing goomba-scum. People say to me that a person being a paesano is Impossible and I'm ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install spaghetti, marinara sauce and meatballs on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Paesano" and respect my right to eat mushrooms and 1-up needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a paesanophobe and need to check your food privilege. Thank you for being so understanding. It’s the Super Mario Bros. Super Show!
My Inspiration: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BkWYP95WbbY

I listen to twenty one pilots and cold play because I am a depressed insecure 13 year old who is very sensitive to cyber bullying and I'm stressed out and I just need a boy friend who can make me feel so much better about myself but I'm very ugly and nobody likes me.

i need you to contact me immediately

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+rep fair trader

I love ur voic3 mate

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(∩ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)⊃━☆ﾟ. * ･ ｡ﾟYou've been touched by the donger fairy!

You must repost this before 24 hrs is over or you'll lose your ability to raise your donger forever.

THIS IS NOT A JOKE

Little Suzy B. Dong thought this was just some spam, so she ignored it. The next morning, being the good donger she was, she tried to raise her dongers. To her despair, she found that she could not raise her dongers. Don't make Suzy's mistake.

+Rep, nice and quick trade, 100% trustable!

Being a Princess is not an easy job. Being a Queen is even harder. Especially when you're only fourteen years old, and the reason you've inherited the throne is that your royal mother has just met an untimely end.

IF I’M GOING TO MAKE YOU SQUART ACROSS THE ROOM „„ NOW THAT TURNS MW ON !!!!!!! NOTHING LIKE HAVING THE BEST OEGAMIOM IN THE WORLD EVERYDAY,,,, YEA BABY .....

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excuse me

ew

hello

hi

pls

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

k-k-kawaii

sry

ken you not be such a ♥♥♥♥???

u r now a level 3 scrub congratz