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If you want to eat some dog, I have good news!
There's an annual dog festival, where you can eat all the dog you want
and it's located in Yulin Guangxi China.
The festival spans about ten days with 15 thousand dogs consumed
And it goes from the 21st to the 30th of June
I just wanna let you know
I'm just trying to be a bro
So you first take a flight to Guangxi China
Once you get off at that airport you wanna ask around for the Guangxi provincial bus
And it costs 20 US dollars, it's a four and a half hour ride
You get off at Maoming West
-Just remember Maoming West-
Now you might have to stay there a full night depending on the time you arrive, because the next bus that goes to Yulin only runs like once a day
You'll have to buy another ticket
It's about another 22 bucks but from there it goes straight to Yulin
Soon enough you'll be eating some dog
Now there are about 8 available hotels in Yulin, I'm checking online now
I suggest the Yulin Lijing International Hotel offering a sauna, fitness center-
wow it's not too bad at all
Nevermind, it's 50 bucks a night but with free complementary breakfast
and a free cancelation fee so it's not a bad as I thought
When you're ready the concierge will know exactly which festival you're talking about and he or she will give you directions
So take a cab but don't get ripped off, if you're white they'll charge you double. I ♥♥♥♥ you not.
But anyways enjoy your flight

Enjoy the dog festival