i carry so much poop in my butt specifically for you . im so poopy and full and bloated. all for you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IRrBlLeZENU

Take it from me, I am a doctor.
Doctor toboggan....
Mantis toboggan :face_holding_back_tears:

Do you hate me. You hate me. Don't you.

You are very mean to me.

DONT CALL YOURSELF SHY! YOULL NEVER BE SHIE! IN A MILLION YEARS! YOU COULD NEVER REPLACE HIM! i lost a part of my soul that day... i always picked up lethal tuesdays... He had me at "Vaulter White", Charlie....i lost a friend... but i did it to save my closer friend tempo.. i went to war for tempo.. and in return I got some sweet badges and a Strange Pro KS bottle... still use both those items! Because that's what real friends do...they don't kick from groups.
Vibes? I'm my own vibe.. you know who got my vibe... shie did... he never cared about females because he would rub ilyt's butt iin the ship... but you.. you are whipped king. no not cream...

Everybody loves Stew. I remember i waas in that group for a good while. Now what have you done? Commandeered it into some sort of comic con for edaters

STEAM GROUP
Everybody loves Stew <3 <3
You have been kicked from this group.

Lest we forget. LEST WE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ FORGET BIG T #MeToo

STEAM GROUP
Everybody loves Stew <3 <3
You have been kicked from this group.

Lest we forget.

CORRECT. POTENTIAL NANEINF RUN LOST TO THE PLANT!
r/Balatro: Well these boss blinds are designed to test your setup, if you rely on one thing too hard you will see dust. Also obelisk is awesome and im gay and fat

Do you know what being washed is? Washed is an off day; sometimes they land in front of one another, just the same as you might have a few great days in a row. Life isn't linear. There is no losing factor, you did not lose. You have food, shelter, a future, assumingly a partner and enough capital to spend hundreds upon hundreds of dollars on a Steam level. You're chasing a degree and you will succeed, and at the end of that there is a very comfortable future awaiting you. So what is there to despair about?

Despair.. dis pear.. annoying orange.

Maybe you already have your degree, I don't particularly remember. It's not that I don't care, it's just that my brain doesn't remember much anymore. But you know what it does retain? 12 hours on Balatro with no win. On my copy nonetheless. Either way it's irrelevant.
So I ask you again, what is there to despair about?
Maybe a lack of Balatro skill, but don't beat yourself up over it. Your promising life will be amazing, as it is now.

Come feast with a beast

DRUM DRUM DRUM.
Do me a favor.
Go into one of your servers and go GWK LINDEMANN.
YOULL SEE WHERE THEY SEPARATE THE MEN FROM THE BOYS

PLAYING WITH MY CHAINSAW
PLAYING WITH CHAINSAW

Bro
Dont hug that chainsaw its gonna cut you






NAHHHHHH
Bro dont feed that tiger with your mouth and eat cigarettes and glass

NAHHHHH
Dont light yourself on fire... oh... oh you didnt do that stunt . I get it. you got a back tattoo recently before shooting . Still the best song on the album.

Who's got the tattoo?
Heres to you drum. You're a winner. You're the man. Because apparently my comments make me seem Schizophrenic or insane. So i must be a loser. I must be some sort of jester monkey. I don't remember that bloons update.

A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it's okay twin. let's win together, demo go left, soldier go right, and heavy... smash.

Hell. You re probably tbetter than me at emre and sniper tf2. Because ij ust suck that much. You probably listen to dogs eating dogs way more than me EVEN though i have the TATOO because youre just the winner and you beat me in every way right? isnt that right? WINNER? WINNER? WINNER? WINNER? WINNER? im the LOSER. ISNT THAT RIGHT. WINNER? YOU WIN. CONGRATULATIONS.BNECAUSE I SUUUUUCK. IM THE WORST ARENT I. I HAVE NOTHING. YOU HAVE IT ALL . WITH THE STEAM LAVELS AND THE BUSTY EGIRL. AND THE SEX EVERY NIGHT WITH THE COUCH. Something I could never ACHIVEE in a ballion yars.
SO HERES TO YOU WINNER. I GUESS I WILL NEVER COMMENT HERE AGAIN BECAUSE YOU ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN ME.
GOODBYE!

what happened to happiness, friendship, and love? all im seeing is Hate and i'm on a different wavelength than all of U white boys

Do you think the person on your friends list called HELLO with a CAT PROFILE PIC bought Level 333 because it's a bladee album? Do you think that ever got him some Poon Tang Pie? (PTP from here on out) NO! Of course it didn't. I never meant to hurt you... but some how I knew I would ... Will it be like this forever? Forever? Forever? Forever?. Nah . Ethel Cain. WHO WAS THERE WITH LESS THAN 10K MONTHLY LISTENERS? ME! Oh of course. Now the cis white women wanna ruin it all for everybody. Well we should be glad she's having mucho success huh? I guess you're right. You know what we aren't glad about? THAT FUKKEN BACKGROUND! IT'S UGLY AS JEANS! Now here's a hint. Wipe a meal, eat a sh!t. Respect to BALLOONS.

Level 410 nahhh I know you on kik lookin 4 some 10s .. #WHACK Leave my niece alone

just an indecisive a$$hat who cant figure out what to do with your profile. Take the hint. Nobody cares if you're level 400. No one cares if you're level 4. No one cares at all. Nobody cares of you. You are dumb. Rightfully dull and i will raype your bum.

Add me up youngin