Recent reviews by Anthro Hotties™

One of the worst tutorials I've ever experienced followed by being disconnected for having the audacity to not be a hacker.

♥♥♥♥♥♥ an African shaman's hot daughter and now I think I have cosmic malaria. Buy it.

Jesus taffing Christ, marble floors are the most unfair invention in video game history. That being said I had a lot of fun and you should get this game if you like hiding from cardboard cut outs of people in silly armor.

Only game I can think of where you can toss a dude's organ system out of a paramedic truck.

Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite. Sorta.




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I only shat my pants six times playing this game. Three of which were on one level.

I want to get off Mr. Bones Wild Ride!

Thank God for subtitles, cause I don't know what the ♥♥♥♥ is going on.

Great for kids with ADD.

Needs more content. Other than that it's fantastic.