There's violence on the television
And letter bombs in the mail
But things can't be all that bad
'Cause Derryn Hinch went to jail

Famine eats up children
The peace talks, they always fail
But things can't be all that bad
'Cause Derryn Hinch went to jail

You might have double malaria
The doctors look at you, they go pale
But things, they can't be all that bad
When Derryn Hinch goes to jail

Christ himself on the cross
Told the guy who banged in the nail
"Mate, things, they can't be all that bad
When Derryn Hinch goes to jail"

"The Penis Is Mightier Than The Sword" - Ron-Hitler Barassi, circa. 1988