Rusty spoons against my salad fingers is... almost... orgasmic.

DROP DEAD GORGEOUS. FAVORITE LADY BOY AROUND!

A girl.... 👩AND a gamer? 🎮Whoa mama!😮😮 Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing😙! *eyes pop out* 😮😮😮😉AROOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops tongue rolls out* 😱😱😱WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF🐶🐶 *tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach*😛😛😛😛😛 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr ,🤪😜😜🤪*tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* 💘 Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt*😍😍😍 ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum 🥁🥁🥁 *milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets* 🥛🐄🥛BABY WANTS TO ♥♥♥♥ ⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️⚠️ *inhales from the gas tank* ⛽⛽⛽honka honka honka honka 🚕🚕*masturabtes furiously* 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🍆🍆💦💦💦💦ohhhh my gooooodd~😮

max bad

home of sexual

daily reminder that queen is just one letter away from queef

ACHOO! Sorry, did I spray you? Corona is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ for us and you’ve just tested positive for being NAUGHTY Social distancing is in effect and I want to spend my quarenTEEN with YOU So grab your isopropyl-lubricant and ♥♥♥ over so I can administer your treatment and inject you with the vaccine We’ll spend the lockdown flattening the curve and FATTENING DEM’ CURVES Get ready for 14 days of THICC DICC DIAGNOSTICS and sitting on my facemask Send this to covid-19 of your sloppiest SYMPTOMATIC SLUTS If you get 5 back, you’re a Wuhan bat ♥♥♥♥♥ If you get 10 back, you’re a hornyhealthyhoe If you get all 19 back your ass is the ANTIDOTE and it’s in high demand

YARE YARE DAZE

something lewder

something lewd

Listen up👉🏻, I only eat two 😩things, battery acid💀, and ass🍑, so unless you got some double A🤯’s lying around 🍆you better get those😩 jeans off right ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ now💦 👌🏻

Oh so I’m a simp?

Complimenting woman on Twitter makes me a simp?

Supporting woman with a $99.99 subscription to her onlyfans makes me a simp?

Visiting her and getting arrested makes me a simp?

You’re right. It does make me a simp.

(S)uper (I)ncredible (M)an (P)lease date me

call me old fashioned, but i was raised to take care of my egirls make her plate every night, donate to all her streams, make sure I'm the first to like her pictures on instagram, always pay for her dates when she's with her boyfriend, etc.
and that’s exactly the simp i will be

honestly how dare u speak 2 me

OH MY GOOOOOOD

bingi

<3 <3 <3