Drainwater is what happens when you give a keyboard to someone with confidence but no skill. I load into games with the enthusiasm of a champion and the performance of a folding chair. I don’t “lose,” I conduct long, educational experiments on what not to do. My playstyle can best be described as “aggressively incorrect,” and my strategies are legally considered suggestions. If I beat you, it was luck. If you beat me, the game is unbalanced, the servers are broken, and I wasn’t even trying (I was). Friends describe me as “fun to play with” which is Steam-code for “at least he’s funny while dying.” Any achievements you see here were earned accidentally, emotionally, or under duress. Welcome to the profile. Lower your expectations and you’ll still be disappointed.