Recent reviews by fenn

There is a kind of person who tells a joke that receives positive feedback, then proceeds to repeat the joke at every opportunity until everyone around grows tired of it. RWS is essentially the company equivalent of that person: they've been milking the series for decades at this point, despite the decreasing relevance of the humor in it.

Do yourself a favor and stop your introduction to the series at the second game. Flawed though it is, it was novel at the time.

Playing L4D is like descending into the deep sea in a bathyscaphe: sparsely populated and mostly inhabited by bizarre creatures. There are those who spend their days repeatedly trying to ruin your game by killing you at the end of a chapter; those who would subscribe if Zoey launched an OnlyFans; and those who hate the game more than words can convey, yet keep putting in the precious hours of their lives.

On the seabed rests the notorious Versus game mode. Fauna endemic to it exhibit pronounced aggression, likely attributable to the lack of sunlight and the resulting absence of vegetation in their habitat.

My observations suggest that a total playtime exceeding 100 hrs is linked to psychosis and antisocial behavior. A severe withdrawal syndrome may emerge within the first 48 hrs of abstinence from playing.

Linger here too long, and you may notice your hands morphing into fins and your skin losing its opacity.

I am afraid my ability to fashion sentences is failing me as my new piscine form takes hold.

See you in the depths.

E.Y.E might be best described as a brutally honest "Escaping the Feeling of Guilt for Dummies," co-written by David Lynch and 13th-century Jewish mystics, adapted into a video game whose systems were designed by a commercial airline pilot.