Recent reviews by DOSH BONES

First you rip and then you tear.

Ey, you reading this? Stop reading reviews. Don't look up spoilers.
It's a good game and an enjoyable experience.
It's free.
4 hours long if you're a slower reader.
Play it.

This is one of the few games where you can play it so much and get so many upgrades that eventually your computer just cannot handle the several thousand missiles, drones, bouncing lasers, ghosts, bouncing poison, fire-covered ground, and electrical storms.
That's a good thing by the way, this game is off the hook.

The best parts of Xenoblade, Assassin's Creed, Dark Souls, and Berserk all rolled into one.
The thing I love most about this game is the little things - even getting wet causes changes in gameplay.
Combat is fantastic, the world is massive, the item list is unbelievably large- this is just a huge, good-ass game.

An actual classic, while slightly buggy in several areas, this game continues to be one of the most memorable and enjoyable Star Wars games to date. It feels both vast and deep, and adds to the amazing Star Wars universe in just the right ways.

As a lover of Norse Mythology, I bought this game on a complete whim because I liked the trailer.
Gods above did I get my money's worth.
The art style is atmospheric and satisfying, the music is phenomenal and really gives off a time-lost feel, and the level design shows that the creators understand exposition like an art.
This game doesn't have as much combat as you think it might, but when it does it is phenomenal. Every boss either puts up a good fight, or absolutely kicks your teeth in.
Game mechanics are simple but tight.
If you're not into Mythology, this game might seem a bit out there at first, dropping you into a world of complicated names, many layers, and very strange beings. However, even those not immediately interested in the world will appreciate the gameplay.

9/10 - Fantastic. One of the most pleasant surprises I've ever played.

GOT SOME DOSH, THEN THE PATRIARCHY KILLED ME

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's got a fast, it's got a secrets, it's got a challenges.
Genuinely the best Sonic game I've ever played, even with nostalgia goggles on.
Very few annoying levels / sections mar this otherwise amazing game.
I give it 6 chaos emerals out of 7.

Gotta go fast