i would like to offer you my most heartfelt congratulations on passing the imperial examinations and being assigned to oversee grain collection in kaifeng. despite the lessened importance of this post compared to the past, i believe that the posts prestige is a great boon for you

yurr coolio

larp

+rep nice bush

mwah mwah

kiss kiss

i love u

So True

كل تحية للشيطان إلهنا ومخلصنا كل تحية كل تحية للشيطان إلهنا ومخلصنا للشيطان إلهنا كل كل تحية للشيطان إلهنا ومخلصنا تحية للشيطان كل تحية للشيطان إلهنا ومخلصنا إلهنا كل تحية كل تحية للشيطان إلهنا ومخلصنا للشيطان إلهنا كل تحية للشيطان إلهنا ومخلصنا ومخلصنا كل تحية للشيطان إلهنا ومخلصنا ومخلصنا ومخلصنا

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Post this on the walls of the 12 prettiest transgirls you know
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small penuis
-rep

Soft hands +rep

I had a dream about kissing master halo from halo and now my bedsheets smell funny

Straight Sane Person

is It okay if i fell Asleep for 12 hours Straight and dreamed about raiden metal Gear and leon Kennedy resident evil Making out

CONSISTENCY IS IMPORTANT IN THIS BUSINESS

Gang ♥♥♥♥ WEEKLY, NOT MONTHLY, NOT BI ANNUALLY, WEEKLY

what in the

my best friend (meu melhor amigo)

whats up bro

hey babe

i love you too

SCREAMING

they done punc the punche you punched punc

Y-T.

*demo laugh.mp3

*beats you to death with a rock the size of your torso

well if its any consolation you're my 60th friend :33

dude what gives??? i wanted those???

*blows up pancakes with mind

*kills you with my body

*kills you with my mind

absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unhinged gamer.

woah!! awesome!!

-REP After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then taped him against the wall. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

awesome girl gamer!!!!!!!

girl spotted!!!!

glad to have met you!! hope you hav a great day!

plummet to your life

plummet to your death

you're literally my wife though? we are legally married? i am holding your hand as i type this message?

you cant just call me your wife i am not a girl!!!!

+rep ♥♥♥♥♥, farts and kisses

this is my wife

♥♥♥♥♥♥

gay + ratio

Hey Gordon it's me Barney, from Black Mesa! You used to be such a skinny nerd ♥♥♥♥♥ and it looks like you still are lmao. What do you weigh, 135? Remember when I would smack the books out of your hand everytime you walked by? Anyways nice to see you again four eyes.

cmere bnitch (ง •̀_•́)ง

Equal rights mean equal fights, put 'em up (ง •̀_•́)ง