Age: 45
Job: Unemployed Centrelink Recipient
Address: 2 Hazelwood Court, Hoppers Crossing 3029 Victoria, Australia (black spray painted corolla out front with racing stickers for more horsepower)
Social Security Number: 302-567-872C
Marital Status: Married with Anime Waifu Pillow with suspicious stains on the bottom half with hole drilled on the bottom.
Weight: 500 stone (802kg, BULKING SEASON BABYYY)
Amount donated to V-Tubers and twitch streamers: $60000 USD

CPU: Ryzen 5 5600X
CPU COOLER: Artic Liquid Freezer 240ii A-RGB
GPU: EVGA Geforce RTX 3070
RAM: 2x8 GB 3200 mHz Corsair Vengeance RGB
SSD: Samsung 860 EVO 1 TB
PSU: SilverStone ST65F-GS 650W Strider 80+ Gold Fully modular
CASE: NZXT H510
MOBO: ASROCK B450M HDV
WIFI: TP-Link Archer T4E AC1200 Wi-Fi Bluetooth 4.2 PCIe Adapter
OS: Linux Ubuntu V2.91
MONITOR: 2 X Dell S2722DGM 165Hz 1ms QHD Curved Gaming Monitor
ADDRESS: 96 Wood St, Templestowe, 3106, Victoria, Australia
COST: ~~ $9500 - 7000AUD
KEYBOARD: old keyboard with food stuck between the keys
MOUSEPAD: Year 12 Mathematical Methods Textbook
MOUSE: Patriot Viper V530
HEADSET: office headset stolen from work
TABLE: cardboard boxes stacked on top of each other
CHAIR: piece of wood balancing on stilts
BED: King Single Mattress with bed bugs and vomit stain