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ㅤ* A man's credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
ㅤ* The easiest job in the world has to be coroner. Surgery on dead people. What’s the worst thing that could happen? If everything went wrong, maybe you’d get a pulse.
ㅤ* A woman goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, my husband limps because his left leg is an inch shorter than his right leg. What would you do in his case?"
"Probably limp, too", says the doc.
🐊 * 👳 * 🌋 * 🍧 * 👃 * 🐟 * 🐠 * 🌳 * 🌸 * 📗 * 💙 * 🐝 * 💎 * 🚙 * 🚕 * 🚗
🎄 🚗 👳 🏓 🐟 🎄 💃 🍇 🌳 🐝 🎈 🐳 👑 🔋 🐊 🥞
I don't drink, I don't like it, it makes me feel too good.
-- K. Coates
💗 🚘 🥒 😺 🌸 📘 🐠 🐛 💛 💙 👽 🎫 🍖 👃 ⚡ 📕
🎁🏀🌏🎄🎫🎍⚡💃👽🌽🐠🚘🍇🥞 → 🌳...Repaper the bedroom wall. 🎈
🌋👳🐟🐛😺📗💗🕺💎📀🥗🐠📒🌂 → ⛳ Lucky Numbers: 👔
🌸🚙🐝🍆🎈🥞🐊👾🍧📒🚗🌳👳💙 → 💗 79,86,20 💚
great guy 10/10
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
end your life you stupid fat ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ emo ass looking ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ass ♥♥♥♥♥♥
like if you literally shot yourself no one would miss you like please end it
like you are actually so useless and fake like end everything
PLEASE END IT ALL PLEASE YOU ARE FAT AS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
SHOW ME YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ YOU DUMB ♥♥♥♥
literally scammed me out of 3 CSGO knives too
+rep tho cos he added my phone number and showed me his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
nice and tight ;)
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9999696669696666696666696669666966
9666699999696699696699696669666966
9666696669696669696669696669666966
9666696669699999699999699999666966
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