root@steam:~/profile$ cat identity.txt

username : DJ_NOCIDE
real_name : /* classified */ // even I forgot
location : Somewhere between the bed and the fridge
status : Online // translation: socially dead
uptime : 16h // sleep is overrated

root@steam:~/profile$ ./README.sh

> Been gaming long enough to know that tutorials are for people who read shampoo instructions.
> I play to have fun. Well, mostly to watch others lose. It's therapeutic.
> If you throw a game, I forgive you.
[WARNING] : No, that's a lie.

────────────────────────────────────────────────────────── root@steam:~/ragers$ cat open_letter.txt

Dear rager,
Thank you for taking the time to report me.
Your complaint has been carefully received,
reviewed, and immediately ignored.

Think I'm cheating? git gud.
Think I got lucky? git gud.
Left before the game ended? lol.

[INFO] Caps lock insults don't hit harder.
[INFO] But thanks for the effort. Genuinely touching.

Regards,
DJ_NOCIDE // former carrier of your victory hopes

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root@steam:~/profile$ ./contact.sh

Friend requests accepted: if we've played together
AND you didn't quit before the match ended.

For everyone else: the close button is top-right.
It works great. I tested it myself.

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