Unbuckle, transit hoes! 🚗💨 CUMgestion pricing got TRUMPED 🍊💥 today! 📅 After WEEKS of blue-balling 🟦🔨 commuters, Trump 🦅🤠 just YEETED 🗑️ the tolls. Hochul 🤮 just got TRUMP’D – flop ⏮️ status: PERMANENT.

MIDTOWN 🌆 is a FREEWAY SLUT 🛣️👅 again! ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 🤢 is BACK, baby! MTA’s pockets 🤑 are now DRYER 🏜️ than Mar-a-Lago’s 🤡 “charity” checks 💸🔥. No snail trails 🐌💦… just DUST 🚇💔 and delayed trains 🚊⏳. Driving 🚙 solo just got EASY 🍆💦 like a MAGA hat 😈🎩 at a rally. But riding public transit? 🚇🍑 Might as well beg 🛑 for a DADDY 🚖💰 to fund it.

Send this to 🔟 friends who’d let Trump 🍊 DRIVE THEM 🏎️💨. If you get 5️⃣ back, you’re a TRUMPED-UP THOT 💅🇺🇸. Get 🔟? Congrats, you’re a HIGHWAY HUSSY 🛣️👠!

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I have been volunteering at a local aquarium for a while now and I can't shake this strange attraction I have for one of the dolphins there. Her name is Luna, and she's just so damn sexy with her sleek body and playful personality. I know it's wrong, but I can't help but fantasize about her. Sometimes, when I'm feeding her or giving her a rubdown, I just want to reach out and touch her in all the wrong places. Like, I want to feel her smooth, wet skin against my own, and I want to know what it would be like to be inside of her.

I mean, she's a dolphin, right? She's not human. But still, sometimes when I look into her eyes, I swear I can see something human-like there. It's like she understands the feelings I have for her, and she enjoys them just as much as I do. It's almost as if she's teasing me, leading me on.

The other day, I was cleaning her tank and I accidentally brushed up against her ♥♥♥♥♥ with my finger. I couldn't believe it when she didn't move or protest.

SINO May keys for "Emerald Polycount"" and ""Treasure of Rubiline Sheen"" dya?..bibilhin ko sana..Pm lang..tnx

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The use of ultrafiltration milk provides 50 percent more protein and 50 percent less sugar than typical milk
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My manager is always eating during meetings
EVERY F***INGMEETING I get to watch my manager on Zoom shove food in his face and chew chew chew chew, and I don't just have to watch, I have to hear it. He never mutes his mic. He talks about diets sometimes and all I can think is MAYBE IF YOU DIDN'T KEEP FOOD AT YOUR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DESK it would help?? It is so rude to eat during a meeting. I do not want to watch or hear you eating while we're trying to get something done. Nobody else does it! But without fail, EVERY meeting, he is snacking on something. EVERY meeting. Standup in the morning? You better believe he's unwrapping loud plastic wrappers and then shoving fig newtons in his mouth, followed by chugging flavored water. I usually am 10 minutes late to standup just so I can avoid listening to him do his morning unwrap-his-food routine. F**K.

I'm in a meeting right now. He's eating crackers. CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH heavy breathing CRUNCH CRUNCH

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