1st RULE: You do not talk about PENIS CLUB.

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about PENIS CLUB.

3rd RULE: If someone says "stop" or goes limp, taps out the PENIS is over.

4th RULE: Only two guys to a PENIS.

5th RULE: One PENIS at a time.

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes.

7th RULE: PENISES will go on as long as they have to.

8th RULE: If this is your first night at PENIS CLUB, you HAVE to PENIS.