"I'm gonna be honest with you, I'm kinda retarded."



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"UghHHHh, DUHHHhh, I dont knoww."
- The Slooper

HEEEEEEEEY THE BIG MANS BACK W W W DAHT THA KID FROM BROOKLYN DAHT COM J’ye eveh see them signs on the highway billboards years ago I’d walk a MILE fer a camel or they used da have cigarette commercials the guy used tuh say I’d walk a miyle fer a cahMEL well let me tell all you young people out deh the big man would walk twenny miles fer a QUAALUDE lemme tell yuhHA HA HA THA WAS THE DRUG BACK THEH IN THE LATE SEVENDIES N EIGHDIES QUAALUDES THA GOOD OL ROOOAAHRA SEVEN FOUR TEEN THEN THEY CHANGED IT TUH LEMON ITELLYUHAHA I WISH I HAD A COUPLE UH THEM ♥♥♥♥♥♥ LEMONS NOW THAT WAS THE BEST ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRUG EVEH MADE IT WAS SO ♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOOD THE GOVUMENT TOOK EM OFF THE ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MAHRKET GUH DE WEH DEY WERE PUTTIN TH’♥♥♥♥♥♥ DRUG DEALEHS OUTTA ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BIZNIZHAHA NON NARCOTIC NON ADDICTIVE BRING BACK THA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUAALUDES YOU COULD TAKE ALL THUH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ COCAINE MARIJUANA AN ALL THEM ♥♥♥♥♥♥ DESIGNUH DRUGS THEY MAKE TODAY AND STICK EM UP YUH FUGGIN AYSS THERES NOTHIN LIKE A ♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUAALUDEHAHAHA I TAYYUHTHEYWUHTHUH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ BEST HAVIN SEX ON A QUAALUDE YUH THOUGHT YUH DIED AN WENT TUH HEAVUN LEMMETELLYUH AND WENT YUH HAD AN OHGASM YUH THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THUH ♥♥♥♥♥♥ MOOOOONHA HA HA BRING BACK THEM ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ QUAALUDES ANYWAY THIIIINK ABOOUDIT THIS IS THUH BIG MAN THUH VOICE THUH VOOOOOICE UH THUH PEOPLEHA HA HA ROARHA SEVEN FOUR TEENHA HA HA HA AN THUH BIGS MANS OLWAYS OHHHA HA HAPPY TUH SEE Y

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