像噩梦一样生活在美国。非常糟糕的政府，。大家都生气，。没有共享文化，只有许多白人墨西哥犹太人黑人。这可怕的运势，不像光辉的汉人，缺乏核心力量。噩梦国度

当中共吞并美国时，你将被抛入太空，保证。

If your a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ full grown Aussie, this is what you’d have for breakfast you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog ♥♥♥♥♥, a fackin’ VB LONGNECK At 20 to eight at in the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Morning

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT RAM RANCH

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

( ° ͜ʖ͡°) IS THAT A DONGER IN YOUR POCKET? ( ° ͜ʖ͡°)

+rep gave me some good kush on 4/20

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H ＥＬＬＯ ＡＭ ＦＲＯＭ ＳＯＭＡＬＩＡ． ＳＯＲＲＹ ＦＯＲ ＢＡＤ ＥＮＧＬＡＮＤ． Ｉ ＳＥＬＬＥＤ ＭＹ ＷＩＦＥ ＦＯＲ ＩＮＴＥＲＮＥＴ ＣＯＮＮＥＣＴＩＯＮ ＦＯＲ ＰＬＡＹ ＂c o u n t e r s t r i k e r＂

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No one believes me when I saw a grey alien run head first into the world trade center.

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no

I fap to u
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Donging through the snow ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ In a one dong open sleigh ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ over the dongs we go. ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ Raising them all the way. ᕕ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ᕗ
ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Ha ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ Ha ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉHa

HIGHWAY TO THE DONGERZONE!
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Everybody was Dong Fu Fighting (ง ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°)ง
Those dongs were fast as lightning ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ
In fact, it was a little bit frightening (’ºل͟º)ノ
But they raised with expert timing ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

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.　　★　　★ ° ☾ ☆ ¸. ¸ 　★　 :.　 . • ○ ° ★　 .　 *　.　.
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It's true on way to many levels.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcmylxQ0ma4

ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ Sorry, I dropped my Ultra Variety Pack bag of Dongers. ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ ༼ ºل͟º ༽ ୧༼ ͡◉ل͜ ͡◉༽୨ (ง ͠° ل͜ °)ง ヽ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽ﾉ୧༼ಠ益ಠ༽୨乁( ◔ ౪◔)ㄏ─=≡Σ((( つ◕ل͜◕)つ (ง •̀_•́)ง┌(° ͜ʖ͡°)┘(ง ͠ ͠° ل͜ °)งᕙ༼◕ل͜◕༽ᕗ

YES IT'S IN THERE!

You were right about the furry sex, but I definitely don't remember that.

:(

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༼ ºل͟º ༽ I ᴄᴀᴍᴇ ɪɴ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴀ ᴡʀᴇᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴅᴏɴɢ༼ ºل͟º ༽

ripinpeace

rip shinobi.

He was gotten by skulintonins

Aw ♥♥♥♥ i'm spooked.

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Jesse cox

Dodger

Donger

Dongus

dingus

HAHA!

Okay, you win. ;_;

Sie werden nie gewinnen Sie kuchen weihnachten Mann

Ha, I win

whoops mine

mein

nein

ja

Das ist ungerecht! D:<

auch scheisse!

Schwanzkopf! ;D