I've seen this dude play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.

This man told me about a book he spent 2k hours reading on CSGO that allows you to access the back part of your brain, known as, the 'AWPmatis'. The 'AWPmatis' when activated allows you to hit all shots with 100% pinpoint accuracy, I was amazed when I watched him, the book went on to explain that you would need to squat over and cough twice to activate this nether region of the brain.

Signed by Quandale Dingle

-rep bum has negative aim uffff

add me, good round

+rep awesome player, played smart, add me for more! 😃