politically correct fart
jasper
Ohio, United States
i was born with a disfigurement where my head is made of the same material as the sun
i was born with a disfigurement where my head is made of the same material as the sun
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ENJOYER OF MY WIFE
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11 Apr, 2025 @ 10:31am 
You like Huey Lewis and the News? Their early work was a little too new wave for my taste. But when Sports came out in '83, I think they really came into their own, commercially and artistically. The whole album has a clear, crisp sound, and a new sheen of consummate professionalism that really gives the songs a big boost. He's been compared to Elvis Costello, but I think Huey has a far more bitter, cynical sense of humuor. In '87, Huey released this; Fore!, their most accomplished album. I think their undisputed masterpiece is "Hip To Be Square". A song so catchy, most people probably don't listen to the lyrics. But they should, because it's not just about the pleasures of conformity and the importance of trends. It's also a personal statement about the band itself!
11 Apr, 2025 @ 10:30am 
+rep most lovable lil guy to ever live <3
9 Feb, 2025 @ 6:30am 
I love you!!!!!! ♡♡♡ :Coffee_GGC:
2 Dec, 2024 @ 6:30pm 
and your profile bg isnt even fullscreen!!!!! stop being jealous of my clearly superior profile game and level your ♥♥♥♥ up!!!
27 Nov, 2024 @ 12:32pm 
Growing up on my grandma's farm, I spent so many cozy mornings in the kitchen, watching her take trays of fresh-baked cookies from the oven. Her cookies were just awful.
She used the finest ingredients. Eggs straight from the coop, Stone-ground flour, hand-churned butter. But she squandered them. It's so sad. She told me I was too picky, but I know what cookies are supposed to taste like.
When I started a bakery, I vowed not to repeat her mistakes. These cookies won't fall apart in your hands. They have gooey centers and slightly crisp exteriors, not the other way around, GRANDMA. There's no mysterious gritty texture. Why would there be?
If you enjoy these cookies, please write to my grandma to let her know.
Thanks!
- Amelia
14 Nov, 2024 @ 3:51pm 
+rep literally the love of my life <3