always a great match

WELL WELL WELL IF IT ISN'T THE HORNY MFER THEMSELF! LET ME GUESS, YOU'D SAY "would" TO THIS ARTWORK OF A FEMALE CHARACTER? WELL, GO ON. WE'RE ALL WAITING FOR YOUR SUPER SANE AND ORIGINAL STATEMENT! GO ON! SAY "I would smash so hard." COME ON, SAY IT!

ATTENTION PLAYER! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligence of the Horny Council of Orc Massage. 您的浏览记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 同志們注意了 you have not done any major offenses and have regularly edged!!!! 這是通知你，你必須認同我們將接管台灣 great job 以及世界其他地方 100 elo have been added to your account 這對我們未來的所有下屬來說都是重要的機會 keep behaving well 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得救贖 stay a model player! 不要再这样做! if you do continue, more elo (+11115 elo)will be added to your account, resulting into the unbans of your favorite hanime women. (由人民供应部重新分配 smogon) you'll also be given an award by orc massage himself. 如果这还没有改变你，我们将把你驱逐到台湾省，你将被禁止进入中国!!!!

为党争光! Glory to Finchinator!

valarante child game.... look to cartoon grapfix to make kid player happy like children show.. valarante cartoon world with rainbow unlike counter strike with dark corridorr and raelistic gun.. valarante like playhouse. valarant playor run from csgo fear of dark world and realism

Hi @HalieyWelchX My $35,000 that I purchased of $Hawk is now $2,000 after 10 minutes of buying.

I am a huge fan of Hawk Tuah but you took my life savings.

I purchased your coin $Hawk that you were so excited about with my life savings and children’s college education fund as well.

You didn’t mention that you were going to buy 97% of the supply and sell it almost immediately to make a large profit.

If I would have known that information I would have not purchased your coin.

Please help me or who can I contact for refund? If not I will be forced to use leagal action.

My crypto representative @cobie will be in touch.

My desktop has the access panel and face panel removed. It somehow fixed a problem, so it stays that way. I've long since forgotten which cords do what, and I have a little plastic pig glued on top of the tower that controls the fans. Removing the pig is grounds for violence because it also somehow makes it work. I can't turn the computer off normally anymore, I have to short circuit it. It has long since stopped throwing error messages, which concerns me. It runs like a broken legged arthritic tortoise going uphill and I can't play anything newer that Attila Total War. I feel like a tech priest when it has a fit because it's like "beg it to work while tapping the case, if that fails, unplug it for 7 minutes, no more, no less, then plug it back in and wait."

My computer is more like a skinned man strapped into life support, desperately wishing for death, but always denied because his pain serves a greater purpose: porn

🥺😓DIVA DOWN! 😫🚨💔 American hero 🇺🇸 🍝Luigi Mangione 🔥👨‍🍳has been ARRESTED 🚔 for OFFING💦 the CE-HOE👨🏻‍💼of 🍆UNITED HEALTHCUCK 🍆! He was so 🔥💦 HOT 😍👅 that even the cops 🐷🚓 couldn’t resist scooping up that FINE ASS 🍑! Now it’s time to ♥♥♥ together 🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒💦 and scream 😩 “FREE LUIGI!”😫😫 ⏪ so he can KEEP THRUSTING BACKSHOTS 💥🍑 into those CORRUPT EXECUTIVES HARD 💪🍌Send this to 5️⃣ of your most THIRSTY 🥤💦 friends, and if you don’t want a piece of LUIGI’S beefy BUNS 🍖🍑🥵, you deserve your high ass DICKDUCTIBLE! 💦

Well it was nice playing with you all. Last Epoch has lost another active player due to server incompetence. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t fix the constant crashes on Online Play. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well ♥♥♥♥ happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheese

Well it was nice playing with you all. Path of Exile 2 has lost another active player due to server restarts. Don’t take me the wrong way, you guys have something great going on here. It is just unfortunate that you can’t stop restarting realms. At the end of the day I am at least glad this happened before I donated the $1000 I put aside to support this project. Oh well ♥♥♥♥ happens and life is not fair, cheers to all of you guys on Last Epoch and thanks for the cheese

Okay, look. I love straight people. My best friend’s neighbor’s sister is straight, so don’t come at me like I’m some heterophobe or whatever. Some of my favorite characters are straight (Captain America? Iconic. He’s so brave for being openly heterosexual in this climate).

BUT, like… why y’all gotta make everything about being straight? Every damn book, movie, video game… it’s like, kiss kiss*—“Oh no, Becky, you complete me, Brad.” Like, girl, I get it, y’all wanna hold hands and make babies and do missionary every Thursday night before 9 PM.

Look, I’m not saying straight people shouldn’t exist in fiction—I’m just asking for, you know, some subtlety? Like, could Chad be straight without needing to shout it from the mountaintops? We’re just here for the dragon slaying, and suddenly the protagonist is dropping hints like “oh, by the way, I’m super into boobs.” Bro, WHO ASKED? Where’s the story justification?!

👹HISS HISS HISS🗣💦🐶 RUFF🗣RUFF😀RUFF😈* 🐺BARK🔊BARK ‼️EXCUSE ME🗣🔊 Teacher,👩‍🏫 could we PLEASE turn off the lights?🤨 The LED artificial lightbulbs are 🚫HARMFUL❌ to my ✨NATURAL WOLF EYES👁👁✨ Which✨ change color✨ depending on my mood 😏🥰 😀..What do you mean you don’t believe me? 😀👿 They turn💛YELLOW✨🌟 when i’m happy 😄🥳😛, 🟥RED🚫when i’m ‼️REALLY, REALLY‼️ angry 👹🤬👿 And ☘️GREEN💚 when i’m on the ⚔️💥HUNT🤤 🗣🔊SPEAKING 🗣🔊of😳meal time⏱,YOU👆look like you could suffice 😐 For my ☀️AFTERNOON Wolf Snack ✨🤤 😟☝🏻BUT‼️, I will ❌refrain🚫because my 👩mother said: If I get sent to➡️ the principal’s office ☝🏻ONE MORE TIME‼️FOR 🤤💥BITING🦷somebody 😋, then SHE will take away my WII‼️😟 ‼️🔊

💥🎆 F🅰️PPY NEW YEAR🎇🎊🎉 you beautiful SLUTS‼️👯😘 2024 was Long and Hard 🍆✊😔 We Laughed 😂💯🔥 We Cried 🥲😢😭 We re-ERECTED Daddy TRUMP 😫🗳️🤡🏛️ We SHOT a CEO 🚶🔫🚓 and ASS-tended DIDDY'S party 🧴💦😫 Butt DICKcember 🍆⛄️❄️🎅 is OVER‼️ ❌ Twenty-twenty-Five 2️⃣🅾️2️⃣5️⃣ 🗓🎉💥 has finally 💦⬇️ C U M 🎉🎊⬇️😁 and its time ⏰ 2 commit 👊 some Auld Lang SIN‼️ 🎼😈👹😜🤑 Get out the Party P🅾️ppers ❣️😼🎉 cuz at the stroke 🍆✊😩 of TWELVE o’C🅾️CK 🌚🕰 Balls ⚪️⚫️✨ r gonna DROP ⬇️🤸‍♂️😏 cham♥♥♥♥♥ 🍾🍑 is gonna POP 💥🔥😫 and CUMfetti 🍆🎊🎉 is gonna RAIN 💦💦 all over u!!! 💦🤤😋🎉🎊 Send this 💌 to 2️⃣5️⃣ beloved New Year Hoes 🥰👯😉

I was playing my favorite roblox game when I unlocked a new epic sniper to use on the enemy’s, I equipped it and started hitting the best shots of my life. I got so exited I made so many loud happy sounds that my parents thought I was moaning and matusrbaiting (as I usually do) but they thought I was in pain while doing it because I “sounded like a sad dog.”. My computer has now been taken away because they can no longer trust me not to moan and scream in pleasure when I hit a trickshot

On August 10th, 2023, at 9:27 am was the time, if we are going to assume that that thyself is in eastern americas timesone, would be time that i the teller of this story went to a taco truck named pablos tacos. i ordered with money thyselfs parents have gave me 20 dollars, a taco. it had bean, meat i assume is beef, cooked well done, and lettuce, tomato, and cheese.i enjoyed this meal, and walked back home. i had starnge feeling so i went to the toilet, where i ♥♥♥♥ here for 2 hours straight. i then vommited too. i passed out and woke up at 7:43 and then vomited again, passing out again and woke to my parents getting me to the hospital. the doctors said i had food posining so my parents sued the taco truck. we got like 500 dollars. the ♥♥♥♥ was neon green.

I would be impressed at your 4,014.17 hours in the game 'Orc Massage'

But no, at this point I’m just tired and annoyed of overachievers in the video games.
People who stop at nothing to keep scratching the skill ceiling of any video game just for “”fun””

Oh yeah, every game is “””fun””” when you crank the difficulty to maximum and beyond.

We get it, you have in-human reaction speed and you can play on your keyboard like ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ Sergei Rachmaninov on his piano. Bravo. Congratulations.

Guys, I think I finally figured out how credit score works, it’s basically a goon score, and the higher the number, the better you are at gooning

As an adult you’re edging your finances, you’re supposed to live below your means and try to build up savings but the reality is in this economy most people our age are living paycheque to paycheque, so you’re edging

You’re supposed to use a credit card the same way you would with a debit card , but, if you lose discipline and spend more than what you have without being able to pay it back, you’re essentially busting a nut and losing your edging streak (your record of not missing a payment)

Sure you can just not use a credit card(goon), but then you’re not building your credit score (edge streak)

This can also be applied to loans, like if you apply to a new credit card without the proper income and get denied – so in terms of gooning, you are overcome by the urge to bust a nut (acquire luxuries)

it has come to my attention that a new Satanic Company called “Riot” is using video games as a tool to recruit young, impressionable children into their world of sin and rebellion against Our One True Lord Jesus Christ.

1. Many Champions in League of Legends are Gay and/or Homosexuals. Even the Community is full of homosexuals!

“Taric” is one of the gay-champions in League of Legends and one of the most played.

What kind of unimaginable crimes will come out of impressionable teenagers playing this game?
Horrible gay players meet and date in this game and they abuse the internet to chat with each other

2. – League of Legends promotes feminism and gender equality.

Does playing a game which promotes Satan-worship sound like something that can possibly be used to glorify God? Of course not!! That’s why we True Christians™ need to unite and make sure that League of Legends gets BANNED and these game programmers can’t make any more children into servants of Satan!

Let me tell you the story when the level 600 school gyatt walked passed me, I was in class drinking my grimace rizz shake from ohio during my rizzonomics class when all of the sudden this crazy ohio bing chilling gyatt got sturdy, past my class. I was watching kai cenat hit the griddy on twitch. This is when I let my rizz take over and I became the rizzard of oz. I screamed, look at this bomboclat gyatt

Analysis of the Drake Video:


Meat Size:

Drake was using a IPhone 15/14/13 Max, which is 6 inches, I compared and found that his meat is 7.5 inches, because in the video his meat is stiff, but still flexible (80% length, peak form), I finally found that his max length is 9.375 inches.

Girth:

Drake has very small hands, and how I found the Girth was comparing his meat to a microphone he uses, The Neumann TLM 103, which has a diameter of 52 millimeters or 2 inches.

balls

➖➖🟪🟪
🟧🟪🟪🟪🟪
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
🟨⬜🔳🟨⬜🔳
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟫🟫
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨
➖⬜➖⬜🟫⬜🏻🟦
➖⬜➖➖🟫🏻🏻🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟦🟦
🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨➖🏻🏻
🟧🟧🟧🟧🟧➖➖🟫🟫

Look i know This is going to sound crazy, but i saw someone post THE same paragraph as mine just a minute ago On another person's steam profile. The odds of two people having the same paragraph-long thought is astronomical, especially on the world wide web of the internet !!. Wow. i'm absolutely blown, what are the ODDS right??? just thinking about it melts my brain haha, it's really mind boggling when these really rare things happen to you haha, i guess this is just another once in a lifetime experience to check off the list, i'll make sure to right down today's date and time just to make sure i remember this legendary moment of when someone thought of the exact long paragraph as mine on the internet :D !!!

I wish I could give you a gift card, so take this instead 🏅. I’m sorry. I can’t afford a gift card. I can’t afford food. Just yesterday I had to leave home to bury my starving son, Ivan. He got the easy way out, the rest weren’t so lucky. Oh god... I can hear the screams of a man outside our bunker. I can’t help him. None of us can. We can only listen and hope he stepped on a landmine and won’t have to suffer no more. Food rations are short and the radiation seeping from under the faulty door is increasing by day. Branimir and Karima have not returned from the hospital, I fear they never will. Is there even a hospital there anymore? Did it blow up along with the old university in that bombing? What day is it? I’ve lost track of time. Does time even have a meaning in this war riddled wasteland? Oh god, help me, I’m cold....

But anyways I’m going off track. Very nice Profile Bro, Again, I wish I could give you a gift card, but take this instead! 🏅

Why are Chess Players so Racist???
Every time I hear a chess player talk about race, they always say stuff like “I’m so glad that I am white this game” or “He was black, so he didn’t stand much of a chance that game”. Seriously, what is up with this blatant racism guys??? It’s getting so bad I am even hearing this sort of $hit from some Indian players as well. Your color doesn’t mean anything, you are still the same person bro!!

heyyy dizz i just got redirected to your steam account through your onlyfans account. i just want to mention that im a huge fan of yours and i am a platinum tier sub too!!! :D :D i don't really wanna waste your time or anything haha cause you must have a lot of stuff to do you know.. im pretty sure you aren't even gonna read this.. i shouldn't even bother writing this, i know i really don't mean anything to you cause you are such an angel bestowed upon this cruel world. i just wanna say that you have changed my life and maybe it would be nice if you could unblock me on twitter and instagram even after i messaged and threatened all the weird men in your comments but its fine if you don't wanna haha

═══════════ ⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️══════════════════
❤️ Friendly Guy ❤️
🔥🔥 We can be friends for future games 🔥🔥

⚡️⚡️ Have a wonderful day⚡️⚡️
✨✨ Stay safe & take care✨✨

✅✅✅+REP Nice profile ✅✅✅


════════════⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️⚜️═══════════════════

you got that Ethiopian connection on multiversus ong

BALLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

BALLZ

You slay

-rep ended streak

Dizz is my waifu no one touch Senpai :) thx daddy

bot.8 should dizz kill himself?

🆈🅴🆂

end your life

oppa gangnam style X3

as they say in my home land miffle you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥ kill yourself

the desert in which the winterbell grows brightly as the sun of the nile, but though the abyss is tainted, your mind must not be, gaze into the eyes of the croc and evolve. the evolution in which the dragon tree strikes is where the grasshopper lays bed to the dark that is the night

hes a really cool guy and i want to be just like him

👌

f a g g o t

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL. :)

got ur nose
:^)
:^) へ(´д｀へ)
:^) へ(´д｀へ)
:^) へ(´д｀へ)
:^)へ(´д｀へ)
:^)へ(´д｀へ)
:/^へ(´д｀へ)
:O（ﾉ´ ͜｀)-^
>:O （ﾉ´ ͜｀)-^
>:( （ﾉ´ ͜｀)-^
:( （ﾉ´ ͜｀)-^

Blawnic: Oh Bard-Sama, Show me your fully stacked Meeps (tee-hee)
Blawnic: (Suddenly, Bard Whips out a HUGE BLACK...
Blawnic: PENGUIN OF D00MZ Lo!oOL~OLOL)

╭━━━━━━━╮
┃　　● ══　 ┃
┃██████████┃
┃██████████┃
┃██████████┃
┃█ ur adopted. █┃
┃█ -Mom&Dad █┃
┃██████████┃
┃██████████┃
┃██████████┃
┃　　　○　　　 ┃
╰━━━━━━━╯

♥♥♥♥ u ♥♥♥♥♥♥ boi
i bet u love ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dong
this haiku is done

We don't really do anything anymore, thus removed.

＊ＰＯＭＦ＊

xdxd memes
steel fuel and melt jet beams
xd

rip