We here at Penn-Plax Studios were looking to get in contact with a Dio D. [REDACTED]. Please give us a call back at (631) 273-3776 !

Dear Dio, I wrote you, but you still ain't callin'
I left my Discord, my Steam, and my cell phone at the bottom
I sent two invites back in autumn, you must not've got 'em
There probably was a problem at the ISP or somethin'
Sometimes I refresh the friends list too sloppy when I jot 'em
But anyways, screw it, what's been up, man? How's your lobby?
My K/D’s high too, I'm 'bout to be a champion
If I have a duo, guess what I'ma call him? I'ma name him Dio
I read about your console too, I'm sorry
I had a friend kill his PC over some lag that didn't want him
I know you hear this every day, but I'm your biggest fan
I even got the limited edition headset that you ran
I got a room full of your posters and your merch, man
I like the stuff you did with Twitch too, that screen was phat
Anyways, I hope you get this, man, hit me back
Just to chat, truly yours, your biggest fan
This is Branden

You left your tampons at my place , when do you want them ?

Poopatron

bleh

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