Hey guys, just wanted to let everybody know that I have Blizzcon 2016 Bastion. My overall quality of life is probably much better than yours because I wake up every day with Blizzcon 2016 Bastion. Overall, I'd say I'm a better person than you because I have Blizzcon 2016 Bastion, and chances are you do not have Blizzcon 2016 Bastion...So yeah just wanted to let everybody know.

Du wirst beschuldigt, ein blud von Bendy and the Ink Machine zu sein.

hey

bad writing, no character development, no screen time, no aura, made up his sad backstory so people would feel bad for him, 3/10 themes, and a conclusion merchant -rep

bro you seen the new GeekSpoogeShow video?

Get better Pim we all love you once I'm better I'm going to give that dam frog a good trashing 💪💪🥊🥊 I have your back and Charlie’s too so do all the fans

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How you doing Lucas? I heard you had a special day coming up that is worth a large celebration. I LOOOOVE birthday parties. Here is your very own special fat Brian Griffin profile picture that can be used on all your social media accounts to flex on your friends.

Hey! cool profile, I saw that you are a lesbian but i wanted to know did you choose this? Sometimes i think that the track-cines we all got during covid made me a lesbian, and I wanna know if you share the same expeirnce. please relply!

hooooood on....there is a GRAPE on the GRAWND

there's a grape on the ground

Good news. We can finally be bees. This isn't your world, but we can be bees. This is good news. You can be a bee. You'll live like a bee. A pet. Mark, this is good news. You'll live for 30 years.

Well, that's a stupid question, Abdi. Do you take off your face and hands before you got to bed? And if so, are you some kind of robot? And if so, what kind of powers do you have? Do you use them for good, or for awesome? Would you like to join forces? I just happen to be the greatest criminal mind of our time.

Just think…if you and get married and we had a litter of interracial puppies…can you imagine how beautiful they would be?

Focus up! Every time you miss a skill shot, a hot boy loses interest, and somewhere in the world, a man with juicy lips sighs in disappointment. Play like your future boyfriend is watching, judging your every move 👀, deciding if you’re worthy of being his duo for life 💑. Channel your inner baddie 💅, serve looks 😎, and slay the enemy team like they just insulted your taste in men 🏳️‍🌈✨

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

This is a C4 bomb. It's live, you can see it pulsing. Now you spray this on the sucker and... ...there we go. Simple, huh? The spray freezes the detonator instantly. There's no way the thing can detonate in this condition. Even if you leave it alone it will stay out of commission for at least 24 hours. If we had the manpower, I'd recommend complete disposal. But this will have to do. The spray can be used from several yards away. Now check the floor, ceiling, walls, and on the tables, everywhere. Try to imagine the location of the bombs could be. This sensor detects the scent of the signature on Fatman's bombs. I know Fatman well. I know how into his own aesthetics he is. Yes.

On every bomb he builds, he always leaves a trace of the cologne he uses. The sensor also picks up that particular scent spectrum. No, it was his own quirk. He wouldn't work by any rules except his own, and he followed them like a religion. And common sense isn't one of his strong points. I thought I taught him everything I knew... I have no children of my own, and I thought I found a son in him. He had the right stuff, you know. There's something very unusual about an ability like that. Even at Indian Head, he got special treatment. Maybe that's what started all this. I didn't teach him the most important thing I had to tell him. There are some things you have to pass on. Right... All I taught him were skills. And now I have to stop him from using it to destroy us all.

you've got that rage comic hawk tuah....♥♥♥♥ makes me go derp

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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My favorite character is the reaper guy. he is very powerfull. special move, honestly is one of the best in the game and so he comes equipped with these two revolvers and only takes about 3 or 4 shots to actually execute a kill so it comes really in handy specially when you come from the side.

yooooooo

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🔥🔥🔥 This dude is fire 🔥🔥🔥
❗️💯 Let’s be friends for future games 💯❗️

💎💎 Have a wonderful experience during each match💎💎
⚜️⚜️ Stay safe & take care⚜️⚜️

✅✅✅➕REP➕✅✅✅
🤤🤤🤤The profile is awesome🤤🤤🤤

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In the movie Clerks, one of the characters reveals to her boyfriend that she's fellated people. He asks how many other ♥♥♥♥♥ she sucked, and she tells him something like 36. Including him, 37. He yells this revelation to a customer - "my girlfriend sucked 37 ♥♥♥♥♥", the customer asks "in a row?". Later in the same scene he says the line "try not to suck any ♥♥♥♥ on the way through the parking lot"

Happy Early Birthday

Now, if you are craving the presence of my balls you're in luck. The wait time is only 14 days right now, but if you're a lad I'll push you up a few spots. You do have to make a testicular reservation though but I'll fill it out for you if you PM me.

Here's your options.
• ⁠Look at my balls for 5 minutes - $5
• ⁠Stare at my balls for one hour - $25
• ⁠Smell my balls - $30
• ⁠Listen to my balls (5 min) - $25
• ⁠Touch my balls - $50
• ⁠Lick my balls - $65
• ⁠Tickle my balls - $60
• ⁠Make a wish on my balls - $70

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'　. 🎂🍭💎💰🎀🎊🎉🎁🥶🎂+:
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⚜️ We can be friends  for future games ⚜️
✅✅✅+REP Have a nice day ✅✅✅
✅✅✅+REP Nice profile  ✅✅✅
✅✅✅😁Friendly Guy 😁 ✅✅✅
❄️❄️❄️Happy Holidays ❄️❄️❄️

Just wanted to get this off my chest! It’s an obsession! I think about it everyday. The texture the scent, the taste the vaginal fluid all over my mouth and beard. Really makes a good beard oil in my opinion. 😅The sound she makes, her legs shaking. While playing with her boobs and pinching her nipples!🥵I have long arms so I can do oral and boob play at the same time. It drives me absolutely insane! Sometimes when she lays down I just put my hands in there lightly fingering her. Then lick my fingers. Ughhhh the taste best desert EVER! She loves it. And asks for oral anytime we have the chance. When she sits on my face, and lets me breathe. I say don’t worry about it babe. This is the way I want to die. Death by fluid and vagina lips. They say that your body is made out of about 60 percent water. For me, it’s made out of 60 percent vaginal fluid!
Am I the only one? Have a Good Friday!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

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vvvvv cope vvvvvv

this dumb little tard just stole valve's dustbowl map and posted it in the workshop thinking that people would be too stupid to know that the map has already been in the game ever since tf2 first started to become a thing

What de fack did yuw just facking say about me, yuw wittwe ♥♥♥♥♥? I’ww have yuw know I gwaduated top of my cwass in de Navy Seaws, and I’ve been invowved in numewous secwet waids on Aw-Quaeda, and I have ovew 300 confiwmed kiwws. I am twained in gowiwwa wawfawe and I’m de top snipew in de entiwe US awmed fowces. yuw awe nofing to me but just anofew tawget. I wiww wipe yuw de fack out wif pwecision de wikes of which has nevew been seen befowe on dis Eawd, mawk my facking wowds. yuw dink yuw can get away wif saying dat ♥♥♥♥ to me ovew de Intewnet? dink again, fackew. As we speak I am contacting my secwet netwowk of spies acwoss de USA and yuw IP is being twaced wight now so yuw bettew pwepawe fow de stowm, maggot. de stowm dat wipes out de padetic wittwe ding yuw caww yuw wife. yuw’we facking deaf, kid. I can be anywhewe, anytime, and I can kiww yuw in ovew seven hundwed ways, and dat’s just wif my bawe hands. yuw’we facking deaf, kiddo. uwu

You will never be a real Uchiha. You have no black hair, you have no group of fangirls lusting over you, you have no schizophrenia. You are an Inuzuka mutt twisted by a stolen eye into a crude mockery of nature’s perfection.
All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. Your dead parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “friends” laugh at the thought of your ghoulish appearance hidden by a mask behind closed doors.
Real Uchihas are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed them to see frauds with incredible efficiency. Even those who steal both eyes look uncanny and unnatural to any shinobi. Your small chakra reserves are a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get some drunk loud idiot to obsess over you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets to see your white hair and PUNY stamina.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.
Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss.
Your friends will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with the name of your real clan, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Hatake is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably similar to an Inuzuka's.
This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

For the past few months I’ve been speculating that Joe Biden (the 46th US President) has been sleeping with his Vice President, Kamala Harris. It would make sense since Joe Biden loves mixed women (he’s said in an interview before) which would strongly lead me to believe they’re having lots of unprotected sex in the white house on the daily.

People wonder why nothing is getting done and it’s because Kamala keeps having lots and lots of sex (including anal and oral) to the point of lunacy. Biden needs to keep his ♥♥♥♥ in his pants and Kamala needs to calm down with the use of her tight ♥♥♥♥♥.

This is even worse then when Trump and Hillary were having lots of sex. If you don’t already remember debates would be interrupted because they would be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ each other during them. I’m really getting sick of all this sex that Biden and Kamala are having. Biden does have a wife after all but I guess her ♥♥♥♥♥ and titties aren’t good enough.

sorry, I don't speak suicide bomber

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yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back. Hate yourself and apologize for being white to some Japanese entity that exists only in your mind while actual Japanese people put in effort to learn English for the valid reason of it being the global language.

You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are. Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, tie a noose, put it around your neck, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your parents will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth name, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a Western man is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a skeleton that is unmistakably Caucasian.

Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that.

You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection. All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that. Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you.

wow.....this is your profile? it's so...COOL!

+rep, sued my ex-wife out of child custody while blasting her brains out on 2fort

-rep, you cant sue
some one over tf2!

My son is a hateful incel, and I just cannot save him or defend him anymore.

My boy, my oldest child, was so good when he was little, but something broke inside of him when he was a teenager.

My wife and I always accepted, loved, and encouraged him. We pushed him to work hard and treat people with respect. I don’t know where exactly we failed him but as a father I feel responsible for the thing he’s turned into.

It started when he was 14. He had began to become withdrawn and emotional. We chalked it up to teenaged mood swings. For some reason he was just so angsty and bitter all the time. We were worried about his lack of social life and his over-reliance on his computer. He kind of hid himself in the online world so my wife and I began to limit his computer time, but he simply became more aggressive and confrontational.

His hygiene was bad, and he was always confrontational when we told him to shower or do laundry. His room stank horribly and we eventually had a huge fight over it where he physically shoved my wife and called her a ♥♥♥♥♥, and eventually we got him to at least clean and air out his room regularly on the grounds that it was our house and if he couldn’t maintain his space he wouldn’t be entitled to it - essentially we got to the point where we told him he wouldn’t be allowed his worldly possessions or privacy unless he took care of the space we all shared. the room still smelled and he was still rude about cleaning it but we could tell him to get it clean and he would do it after that.

We ended up getting a call from his school saying that a female student felt harassed by him. We were shown messages where he continually badgered her to have sex with him, threatened to “punish” her for stringing him along, sending her unsolicited nudes, telling her some violent fantasies of his, and eventually just descending into some horrid rage-filled rant about how she is just another “♥♥♥♥♥” and other things.

We were shocked. We explained to him why this behaviour was unacceptable, and I explained to him that it was ok to be sexually active but his actions were toxic and abusive.