Recent reviews by I'M YOUR HEFE

ruins your life, if you have one...

This game has helped with my fitness a lot, from the sudden unexpected jumps in heart rate when those invisible C'thulu's come clawing at you out of nowhere, to that tightening of your abs when you try to hit your shots because you have only 13 bullets left in your half-broken viper-5 smg that you scavenged off a gopnik that was squatting in a bush downing 2 bottles of vodka to get his radiation level down.
I can't say that this game's story and dialogue has aged well but it's inventory and combat system makes this game a true oldie but goldie. Definetly worth picking up, even if not on a sale. Of course, mods are arguably the best way to experience this game to it's full potential, but try to experience the vanilla version first to get a taste of what's to come.

the story is pretty good and short i only played like half of it i got stuck on the part where you have to blow up 2 helicopters with a ♥♥♥♥♥♥ non heat seeking rocket launcher.. i dislike the multiplayer because of the vehicle-♥♥♥♥♥♥. if you spawn raped me before i hope your pet dies in front of you and your familly.
the vietnam DLC is awesome 10/10

Red Dead Redemption with less story, less ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, more shooting and more whiskey.