retarded and gay ♥♥♥♥♥♥

Loser below me

Incredibly horrible RANGERCOM

Shut the ♥♥♥♥ up loon

♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥♥

I just have seen your steam profile and wanted to say that I thought you were super adorable. you don’t know me at all and i know it’s kinda weird. I just thought maybe it’d be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you’re straight. I’m a boy that’s why I was saying roleplay.. this isn’t a troll. again, I know it’s really random and weird. I’m sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious.

-rep they hit me

I lost my virginity 15 years ago, and I still Google her name hoping she became a porn star.

Time to get this off my chest. It’s been 15 damn years. And I’m still clinging to the dumbest fantasy a man can have.

I lost my virginity in college to a gorgeous redhead, way out of my league. I was awkward, shaking, had zero idea what I was doing. But mid-thrust, my idiot brain whispered:

“What if she ends up doing porn someday? Then I could say I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ a porn star.”

Not exactly a romantic thought to have for my first love. But a honest one.

She’s a lawyer now. Married. Two kids. Still no porn. I Google her name once or twice a year like some pathetic tradition.

Still nothing.

Meanwhile, I’m divorced, drunk, and balls-deep in a Fleshlight named Creampuff, clinging to the saddest pipe dream imaginable.

+rep my favourite child predator!

+rep my favourite child predator! :3

Mean Rude Individual whos fat and ugly die

Stop

fake deaf. (BREAKING) SHE CAN HEAR YOU!

apart of the mossad

deaf but she can hear me, how?

thats really mean, andrew.

stupid deaf dummy

true

hates me im pretty sure

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banana pepper

hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL

-rep evil person

Scammer ↓↓↓ do NOT listen to this person

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Scammer ↓↓↓ do NOT listen to this person

beware of this player they will mute you because of your skin colour

This player is fantastic! Just needs to work on communication, aim, map awareness, crosshair placement, econ management, pistol aim, awp flix, grenade spots, smoke spots, pop flashes, positioning, bomb plant positions, retakes, bunny hopping, spray control and getting kills

ɐnsʇɹɐlᴉɐu qɐsʇɐɹp

+rep for milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk outside a bag of milk

+rep diddybludden

marder

they executed me

she executed puppygirl

accused me of executing puppy girl

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hello! sorry for scare, but just notice profile on the Steam Community. you know how hard it are to find girls who play video game nowadays??? well, Im glad I stumble apon this little prof cause I gotta say.... ur prety cute!! ^ ((sorry for scare, no trouble ) well... I was wondering if u wanted to play tf2 with me (Im a plat sniper, so I can carry my little princes if need. =-}) CUZ I really want someone to pub wit me.. hey hey, maybe even I could get you unusual as little gift. you like Buring? Me too, me too. anyways any, do you maybe have Skype? (no scare. no scare, I iust like meating eye to eye.) if we skype, I think we could have some good buddy commucation. :)) ( i can even turn down my dubstep music in the background if you want...) add me if you want please, I jsit need friend maybe even girlfriend, to play video with.m I can be the perfect guy for you, trust!! ill buy whatever, do whatever, okay?? jsit pick up that phone and CALL

- rep, died in terrible submarine accident.

+rep, sold my Battle scared scorched karambit knife for good price.

real homie

lmao