Some of my peers may espouse that cake is the superior over pie in terms of baked deliciousness. This view is grounded in illogical and superfluous reasoning, with its arguments resembling their own choice-baked good; full of holes. Pie is superior to cake in variability, taste, form, and aesthetic design. The simple pie conjures up fond memories of an America long gone; Mother's freshly baked apple pie sitting on the windowsill, baked with tenderness and affection. The pie is a long American tradition. When Queen Antoinette supposedly said, "Let them eat cake", she was right in recommending that it was only fit for the lowest beggars of gay Paris.

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