Your Rust base is like your real life weak, empty, and constantly getting penetrated by strangers. We didn’t offline raid you, we euthanized you. Every time you log in, the server collectively sighs like, 'Oh god, not this walking L again.' Your AK spray looks like a toddler pissing into the wind. If disappointment was a player, it’d be you, spawn camped by life since birth. You farm nodes like you're digging your own grave, and somehow still bring back nothing but trauma. Your furnace placement gave me stage 4 depression. The last time you got a kill, it was a boar and it still nearly won. You're not even a loot goblin, you're a loot charity enemies don’t raid you, they just collect their welfare. Your sleeping bag deserves a restraining order.

10/10 so happy to have met the real kermit the frog, in general all around top frog

This guy isn’t just addicted to Rust he’s a walking disaster who prays on new players like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ vulture. I’ve seen more brain cells die in his gameplay than in an entire season of “Survivor: Idiot Edition.” This man’s idea of fun is raiding his own team, shooting people for no reason, and blowing up everything he’s ever built because “lol, it’s funny.”

Every time you think he’s offline, he’s out there in the wild, lurking like a predator waiting for the moment to ruin someone’s entire day because that’s how he gets his kicks. He’ll team up with you, pretend to be your friend, and then the second your back’s turned? BAM. He’s blowing up your front door, raiding your entire base, and laughing his ass off on Discord while you try to figure out how the hell you lost everything.

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