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singleplayer is really good
except the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ enemy ai
>HURR DURR IM GONNA DUMP THREE GRENADES ON THIS ONE POSITION AND SHOOT THE GUY BEHIND COVER
>HURR ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ DURR IM GONNA WASTE 40MM GRENADES ON THIS ONE BUILDING CONSTANTLY
>HURR DURR LET ME SHOOT THIS ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ANTI TANK ROCKET AT THIS ONE GUY INSTEAD OF SAVING IT
seriously ♥♥♥♥ the enemy ai in this game, so happy they removed their ability to have explosives in bf3 and bf4's campaigns
cant say anything about the multiplayer because i havent played it

VIOLENCE

y'all got fun?
we got abysmal ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

stay the ♥♥♥♥ away from this piece of ♥♥♥♥

Avoid anything with teeth.
Words to ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ live by.

i like how i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ accidentally write a review that was meant for subnautica under garrys mod
gg no re

GTAO is infested with cheaters and is pretty much ♥♥♥♥.
Go play FiveM instead, it gives an experience a hell of a lot closer to GTA 4 MP.

What the ♥♥♥♥ did you just ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ shoot me with, you little silver? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the SAS, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on de_dust2, and I have over 300 confirmed frags. I am trained in sneaky beaky warfare and Im the top AWPer in the entire SAS. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the ♥♥♥♥ out with spray the likes of which has never been seen before on this map, mark my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ words. You think you can get away with pre-firing me on CAT? Think again, ♥♥♥♥♥♥. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ninjas across EU and your tracers are being tracked right now so you better prepare for the wallbang, maggot. The wallbang that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my karambit. Not only am I extensively trained in pistol rounds, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the CT inventory and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the map, you little ♥♥♥♥. If only you could have known what unholy nade spam your little clever peek was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ trigger. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now you have to eco, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ idiot. I will spray fury all over you and you will drown in it. Stay frosty, kiddo.

get sniped by permacloaked infiltrators who are omniscient to your position at all times

This game is really, really fun.
Assuming you can assrush it to 100 pop, you can make like 6 RPG rebels and then 4+ flamers and then just filler units like AR2 and SPAS 12 rebels and some medics and 7+ of the cheapest rebel unit, you can stomp everybody. Tore through a hard AI team's base with that strat.
Or you could just be a ♥♥♥♥♥ and have your weakest units on turrets and a bunch of barricades and traps.
Only complaints I have are that there isnt too much stuff to use (you got your vanilla SMG units, pistol units, shotguns, rifles, snipers (assuming you're combine) and OP ass antlions). What SHOULD be added is Vehicles. I WANT A COMBINE APC ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Also, it lags whenever i'm at 100/100 population in a 3v3 or 4v4 match.
8.5/10 otherwise.