Throwback when we did the monster mash (lol) it was a graveyard smash. this profile feels like a fever dream created by a raccoon with access to photoshop, 14 energy drinks, and unlimited steam points. the bio reads like three unrelated prophecies stitched together by an ancient internet wizard. ‘i’m a watermelon slammed into your driveway’ genuinely sounds like the name of an indie band that only performs during lunar eclipses. meanwhile the profile picture looks like he just witnessed a toaster achieve consciousness. 10/10 profile. i fear it deeply. Can you please read my review (chat gopt made it)

Femcel meetup when??

He can solve a cube in about 20 seconds, and while that's wildly fast for mere mortals like you and me who might be able to solve one by accident in a year or two if we really tried hard, or could rearrange the stickers in a couple of minutes, in the cubing world that's pretty average, with world champs getting below ten seconds. I think he'll fair well, and has a good chance at going pretty far in the event. If he wins that's cool, but it's cool that he's going at all, that it's a charity event, and it'll be a fun experience for both of us, this being his first competition, and me being his plus one. Wish us luck.

you have given me 15 notifications ♥♥♥♥ YOUY!

im such an idiot im sorry im sorry imsorry