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So the guy's birthday was yesterday. My mom made me write another letter, and then....
she bought a frickin cake. Like a huge, $30 cake. And went to the post office to try and mail it.
...I think she needs Jesus
since i'm a complete idiot, i took like half an hour to finish the freaking tutorial LOL
how was crate box ↓
(okay i'm probably ruining your reputation here since i'm a noob ok bye)
is that you
IS THAT SUPPOSED TO BE ME
WHO THE HELL IS JACOBSON
I'm a spycrab. That means I solve problems.
Not problems like, "How do I kill that camped sniper over there?" because if you can't do that, you shouldn't be playing spy.
I solve practical problems. For example, how am I going to stop a big mean pyro from roasting me with a torch?
The answer...
Use a spycicle.
If that don't work...
Use this enforcer to turn him into swiss cheese.
Like this key combination, a disguise kit, and some mettle...
Discovered by me...
Used by me...
And you'd best hope... not scuttling at you.