Larry Johnson
Jarry Lohnson
Antarctica
I know Larry Johnson is actually 7 but it's been 5 years since I've used this image. So yeah! Also his birthday is officially the 17th of January now so roll with it.

Also I don't know why the crab is blue.



Video Games are like Terrace Farms

I like them cheap, hilly, and with lots of food!




Video games are like bazaars,

I like them profitable, in the desert, and as many as possible!.




Video Games are like peas,

I like them small, round, and no more than 2 peas in a pod.




Video Games are like AWPing,

I like them quick, scoped, and MLG.




Larry johnson's Saying:

Video Games are like mutton chops,

I like them long, English, and no more than two of the same.




Mullet Jackman's Saying:

Video Games are like mullets,

I like then long, 80's, and not mainstream.
I know Larry Johnson is actually 7 but it's been 5 years since I've used this image. So yeah! Also his birthday is officially the 17th of January now so roll with it.

Also I don't know why the crab is blue.



Video Games are like Terrace Farms

I like them cheap, hilly, and with lots of food!




Video games are like bazaars,

I like them profitable, in the desert, and as many as possible!.




Video Games are like peas,

I like them small, round, and no more than 2 peas in a pod.




Video Games are like AWPing,

I like them quick, scoped, and MLG.




Larry johnson's Saying:

Video Games are like mutton chops,

I like them long, English, and no more than two of the same.




Mullet Jackman's Saying:

Video Games are like mullets,

I like then long, 80's, and not mainstream.
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Pepe Johnson
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6.6 Hours played
My mum comes home hours after her disappearance. "Did you get me anything?" I ask. "I got you a few computer games..." she remarks as she trails of into the kitchen to put away her shopping. Could it be the new warcraft game? No that expansion comes out next month. She must have preordered it! This is going to be great! I scrounge through the plastic bags only to find a "100 games in a one" disc in that generic plastic sleeve that looks to be designed with word 2008. God knows from what cyberpunk pirating underground she gets these dodgy discs which are probably chinese botnet builders but I neverthless reluctantly try it.

And on my mum's excuse of a laptop, amidst the plebian trash of bejeweled and diner dash, I find this gem of a game. My steam playtime does not do this game justice. This game was one of the basic tenants of my childhood.

Pros
  • Fun arcade like shooter with varied game play such as the passive resistance bonus (not shooting anything for a whole level)
  • Cheap
  • Catchy Soundtrack
  • Nice claymation graphics
  • Can play 2 player on the same computer
  • Has Steam Trading Cards
  • Has a sequel (Called Platypus 2)

Cons
  • Controller compatibility is not guaranteed. It works with my xbox 360 controller but I've heard thats not the case with others.
  • Minefields. Although I consider them a fun obstacle, some consider them to be broken.
  • This game is not really for serious gamers. The high score is grindable and replayability in terms of score can be a bit tedious since the leaderboard is useless. But if you've scrolled this far thinking otherwise, I don't know what you were expecting.

All in All
The game is a classic side scrolling ship shooter that's fun to play with a friend. It's not too simple that it is repetitive but it's easy enough that anyone can just pick it up and play. Most people have it for the nostalgic value of this old game so I suggest you make some memories of your own!