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rep After a good game in csgo, he added me because he said i seem like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
He invited me to his house for a csgo lan party. I said I was coming so he was looking forward to meeting me in real life.
When I arrived at his house, I pushed him against the wall and I started nibbling his ear, I think he felt my hard d!ck push against his leg. He punched me and then he 1 tapped me. He concluded that I was gay and that you shouldn't trust me.
But trust me, I am not gay. I just wanted to tell him the password to my paid OnlyFans account where he can see everybody who he fantasizes naked. But he decided to do it that way.
Way too cocky, boy!

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