Recent reviews by Shama Laama Ding Dong

EDIT: WOW the developer for this game seriously just tried to threaten me hahaha
https://i.imgur.com/rgeJXws.jpg

EDIT 2: He deleted his comment...

I don't really know much about the game, but it for sure is maleware. The moment I launched it my antivirus warned me against running this game 0/10 dirty devs.

But other than that the game is just boring.

Based on what I played it could literally be a moble port, based on how it plays that's likely what happened to the game.

Do not play this game

EDIT 5: My review was unblocked.

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You can no longer get into a game,
I thought that maybe no-one was playing the game, but no, their lobby system is broken.

I went from LEM in CSGO to Silver 3, all with the help of my Steam Controller.

It's very weird, like you would think it's good for FPS games. But, it isn't. However, this thing is very fun to use and it's cool to play with.

It's a fad like Nintendo's Power glove, Sony's Playstation Move/VR, and Xbox's Kinect.

I was excited to play this game assuming that there would be a lot of strategy and teamplay, but it's just a terrible, boring shooter. It's battlefield 4, if you took away all the progression.

You might like it, but it's too slow and too unorganized for me.

Recommended because it's free


-Graphics- 9/10
Really good, except a few minor things. For instance; axing a door leaves no marks on said door, even when your character has a special animation for axing the door.
Was getting an Average of 130 fps at 1440p on Ultra with my GTX 1080.

-Gameplay- 5/10
It's okay, the game is very linear and it feels like you're in a game, you can only interact with a few objects in the environment. An example would be a drawer, you can only open the top shelf, make it like Amnesia and allow me to search everything.

(spoiler) I don't like that the game punished me for trying to leave the house.

-Sound- 9/10
Very spooky, you hear random noises that don't really make much sense. I understand that was done on purpose, but still.

-Scares- 10/10
(spoiler) Playing the game blind it was pretty scary. It relies on a creepy atmosphere and not many jump scares (maybe like 1 or 2).

Literally, the first character said this to me

"Could you hug me tightly and compliment me? As a brother to his younger sister."
Then the game said
"She starts purring like a catgirl as she clings to me"

10/10 would hold A to finish the game in 5 min again.

A fun little game, well worth the $1.00 cost from g2a.com (ge two ay .com.) The game is very unique in that, you can do pretty much anything within the limits of the engine. It's like a smaller versiom of gta with no vehicles and more guns.

When I first bought the game, I didn't expect that it would become my favorite game of all time. I no longer care for any of my other 143 games. CSGO is love, CSGO is life. Even with hackers, I still love this game.

Only 2 of the DLC actually give you anything. The rest are garbage throw away DLC.