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0.0 hrs last two weeks / 11.2 hrs on record
Posted: 6 Oct, 2020 @ 11:10am

- Have wife - wife was not in bed chambers at bedtime – ‘spy’ on wife because sus - wife was caught cheating - Wife is pregnant = child is not ours and will not inherit a title / not in my dynasty = sad times

9 Months later...

Wife was not in bed chambers at bedtime - spy on wife - wife was seen cheating with same dude - Wife is pregnant = child is not ours and will not inherit a title / not in my dynasty = sad times x2

9 months later...

Wife was not in bed chambers at bedtime – decide to trust wife this time because idc – wife pregnant - confront wife this time and demand truth - wife says this child is mine and how dare I ask her such a thing = Wife loses 20 opinion points of me and is very angry = wtf are you kiddin’ me?

Another 9 or so months later...

Wife was not in bed chambers at bedtime – confront wife AGAIN – she caves and tells me the truth about cheating – aha.wav – tries to divorce wife because I cba with this – costs faith points to divorce – I have negative faith points = can’t divorce wife = ffs

Scheme to murder Wife because good riddance – 9% chance of success = damn – not happening is it then

This proceeded to happen until she died.

10 / 10 - Would recommend for headache
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