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Valhiir 18 Aug, 2025 @ 7:40pm

So, what if, you were a cat right? But you could only ♥♥♥♥ on Tuesdays and Thursdays ( Maybe Sundays) ((Undecided)) and you can only ♥♥♥♥ in your litter box or you blow up if you ♥♥♥♥ outside it, and if there's a 2% chance that your litter box could instantaneously combust every time you use it, and if you don't ♥♥♥♥ at least 8 times a week you could keel over and ♥♥♥♥ yourself. What would you do?

Biggie Shits 14 Apr, 2025 @ 6:27pm

*farts cutely* hey~ (;

Biggie Shits 14 Apr, 2025 @ 6:27pm

*farts cutely* hey~ (;

Biggie Shits 14 Apr, 2025 @ 6:27pm

*farts cutely* hey~ (;

Biggie Shits 14 Apr, 2025 @ 6:27pm

*farts cutely* hey~ (;

Biggie Shits 14 Apr, 2025 @ 6:26pm

*farts cutely* hey~ (;

Edbro 9 Jun, 2024 @ 8:37pm

this person is uber cringe n i have spet like $1000 dollars on comissioning her https://twitter.com/vampmoby

Gaezri 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:30pm

i dont

Gaezri 1 Sep, 2023 @ 4:30pm

this is not good

Gaezri 4 Jul, 2023 @ 7:42pm

adachi!!!!!!!!!!

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stink#-W.R 7 May, 2023 @ 6:51pm

ive got a bomb

GarrulousBrevity 7 May, 2023 @ 6:50pm

Affirmations

Vyniru 7 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

She's very cool

дшкшдяd 7 May, 2023 @ 6:49pm

>: )

Kyoko Kirigiri 7 May, 2023 @ 6:47pm

:3 gang

Vice 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:18pm

Earlier today I was really horny, and I saw what I thought to be a blank DVD. I thought, DVDs have a tight hole, they might feel pretty good. So I put my soft pp into the hole of the DVD, and for a few seconds as I started getting harder, it felt pretty good, but then, once I was fully erect, it started being painful. My pp was stuck in the DVD, and I had to break it in half to get if out. It was then when I flipped the broken DVD over and realized that it was not a blank DVD, but a copy of the Pixar movie Up.. Well guys, guess I ♥♥♥♥♥♥ up.

Kappa 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:17pm

also totally NOT autistic

Kappa 23 Nov, 2022 @ 10:16pm

goth mommy pls step on me i need mommy milkies MEOW oh and also banana nut bread

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Ignatspleen 3 Apr, 2021 @ 3:12pm

sup sexy