get more hours in dayz kid

ur mother is a pawg

you are a gay guy

High IQ, good genetics, a big heart

why do you remember the specific occurance of me blocking you

This is John DayZ, I’m here to ask if you’re still interested in enlisting into the Chernarus Defense Force: VMC Division. Please return my many voicemails I’ve left you and your other family members regarding your interest in joining the force. You showed a lot of promise when speaking with you at the mall at my information kiosk near the foot locker across from Hot Topic. I remember you so clearly because you had a stench coming from you that could only be described as piss mixed with shid. We have many tools and resources to fixing that as a perk when joining the CDF, please reach out.

Amen brother

Everything he said is worth nothing, he’s a furry

damn this liberal has to make up stories to cope with the fact i banged his mom rip bozo

Aww just because I beat your poor little ass in Dark Souls. Oh your tears taste so wonderful. My advice is "Git Gud" or f**king shut up. What a loser Dark Soul player. I took you out in seconds there in Anor Londo HA HA HA HA

So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, right? So I got my fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.

As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!

Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I ♥♥♥♥ my pants. I rushed to the bathroom to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole was covered in ♥♥♥♥♥♥ liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another shower to get suitably clean.

Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case, hey, how's it goin'

what you mean

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I am deeply offended you'd compare me to this barbaric fool, my good sir. I do say, an apology is in order.

gentlemen please take this dispute elsewhere

Racist still can't even say "reaching" right. lmao

Go back to crying about people being "MAGA" followers that doesn't even fit the subject, just because nobody agrees with you SLSAMG.

Stop reaching you cringe ♥♥♥♥.. but hey, congrats on the monitor tan, lmao….

Don't worry about it. Just enjoy the guy raging on my profile, since I got SLSAMG to comment without even trying as well.

what

SLSAMG still yappin', and you didn't even try. Like all you did was make it known where they hail from on their profile, and that's it.

Just goes to show who's the wannabe tough guy here. lmao

Bum ♥♥♥♥ nowhere.

Cringe

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bro dont dox me like that

He’s been got

Fake news, slander.

small pecker

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Ay btw I cleared my comments because I was hacked </3 that wasn’t me doing that it was the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ bot that did that, run by some dirty smelly Indian or sum idk 🥀😭

YUHHH, it is an honor being in the presence of a fellow Trump supporting Jesus loving heavy metal loving individual like yourself 🙏🏻

an honor coming from you pal

+rep because bro is the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ G.O.A.T

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hey, sorry i saw your profile and i just thought you looked cute in your picture. i really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why it's a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirtring i swear im just trying to be friendly i really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy i don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk you look really nice and fun xxx

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Lets face it, this guy is a gamer, he shoots he plays he games he frags, he loves to hang out with his mates he is a good bloke to chat with, hes a friendly gamer he is happy a lot and he always provides a grin for the boys.

nootice how you're a loser?

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+rep bro fw fromsoft games, that's amazing (i just started my first playthrough on DS1)