yoo bro, add me! :)

yoo bro, add me! :)

add me, its important

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets play together

hello mate, can you send me friend request? I have something for you

hi, can you send me friend request? i cant add you, idk why

+rep, good teammate. send me friend request, so we can talk and play sometime :)

Yo man, I know that you've already received other messages about joining the team, but we'd really like to have you among us... We're willing to pay weekly if you take part in some tournaments and leagues with us. We can pay $200-250 per week + prize pool split in case you take part in tournaments with us. If you're interested - add our team leader https://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/poppy__one

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Hey, Downgrading my Dragonclaw Hook for nice usefull skins, open for any offers. I got limit on friend adding so please just send me trade offer please . My actual link you always can find in my bio (In my profile). Thx, GL bud

Hi, I have a 50$ promocode for dota.⁠money in my profile
Feel free to use it. Still works

Hello, I want to trade my soul diffuser for your any 7-10 dota 2 commons/uncommons/rares or mythicals (any of them, I dont mind). I see you have many of them so if you dont need them send me trade offer please. Trade link and diffuser are in my main profile - http://v1.steam.hlxgame.cc/id/Eclipto . I don't add friends pls dont add me , just send offer

Merry Christmas!

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B 2 BUZY WATCHIN LOLICON ANIME!


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this is me when we queue together

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All you guys are doing is copy pasting ♥♥♥♥. Make something original you plebs!

First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.

But wait I hear they're prissy, bourgeois, all that
Is this the type of place that they just send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air

Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'

I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

Now, this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I'd like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel Air

In west Philadelphia born and raised
On the playground was where I spent most of my days
Chillin' out maxin' relaxin' all cool
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys who were up to no good
Started making trouble in my neighborhood
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suit case and sent me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my Walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.

My job is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ unbelievable.

I'll try to sum it up by first telling you about the folks I work with:

First, there is this supermodel wanna-be chick. Yeah, okay, she is pretty hot, but damn is she completely useless. The girl is constantly fixing her hair or putting on makeup. She is extremely self-centered and has never once considered the needs or wants of anyone but herself. She is as dumb as a box of rocks, and I still find it surprising that she has enough brain power to continue to breathe.

The next chick is completely the opposite. She might even be one of the smartest people on the planet. Her career opportunities are endless, and yet she is here with us. She is a zero on a scale of 1 to 10. I'm not sure she even showers, much less shaves her "womanly" parts. I think she might be a lesbian, because every time we drive by the hardware store, she moans like a cat in heat.

But the jewel of the crowd has got to be the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ stoner. And this guy is more than just your average pothead. In fact, he is baked before he comes to work, during work, and I'm sure after work. He probably hasn't been sober anytime in the last ten years, and he's only 22. He dresses like a beatnik throwback from the 1960's, and to make things worse, he brings his big ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ dog to work. Every ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day I have to look at this huge Great Dane walk around half-stoned from the second-hand smoke. Hell, sometimes I even think it's trying to talk with its constant bellowing. Also, both of them are constantly hungry, requiring multiple stops to McDonalds and Burger King, every single ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ day.
Anyway, I drive these ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ around in my van and we solve mysteries and ♥♥♥♥.

Spending all my nights, all my money, goin' out on the town
Doin' anything just to get you off of my mind
But when the morning comes, I'm right back where I started again
And tryin' to forget you is just a waste of time

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you

All day long, wearing a mask of false bravado
Tryin' to keep up a smile that hides the tears
But as the sun goes down, I get that empty feeling again
How I wish to God that you were here

Baby come back, any kind of fool could see
There was something in everything about you
Baby come back, you can blame it all on me
I was wrong and I just can't live without you

Jackool story is unoriginal obviously, you had more humor than Jeff Dunham, (believe me thats a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ achievement)

But even though Robby though he knew it all, he never applied that knowledge to life. One day, 350 year old Robby decided it would be OK for him to drive a car - he really needed some melons that day, which he needs to consume to live (which is why melons at one point in time were everywhere, they slowed down life because there were too many of them). His blood brother John was not home to give him a ride today. So that was that, Robby had got up, went outside, and got in John's extra car. He turned the key and started the engine, pulled out of the driveway; when suddenly IT HAPPENED.

But what happened? The story shall never continue.

There was once a man named Robby. Robby did not know whether Robby wanted or Robby knew. But what Robby did know came back to him. No one had ever realized this before, but Robby was the key to our existence. Without Robby, the planets would become misaligned and the world would turn into an apocalypse state. For a long time Robby hid himself undercover by owning a Garry's Mod server. But you see, Robby was slowly dieing. Robby was over 350 years old, he's seen time and time again. He thought he knew it all, the answer to infinity, forever, the answer to life. He's watched civilized member after member leave, come back, and then over time sadly plunder into their gravestone.

There was once a man named "Sora" from No Game No Life who thinks he's a badass in Devolved so he joined Devolved for the first time, he made everyone call him "The best Devolved player of 2013" but once everyone heard about this Sora guy... He was harassed and abused ever since he joined until this very day.. (10/11/2014) (Or sooner) He stopped playing Devolved and now he's giving away his inventory.. WHAT A SHOCKING THING TO DO! RIP Sora come back to us when please bae <3
~The End
-Lancer(Your favorite MOD)

There are about 62 LEGO bricks for every one of the world’s 6 billion inhabitants
#Themoreyouknow

Do it for the vine, sora bb

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IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL CUZ ID B N JAIL 4 KILLIN DA ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ THAT KILLED U! ......|..___________________, , ....../ ..---________----__|]=D~~~~~~~~ ...../==o;;;;;;;;______.:/ .....), ---.((_) / ....// (..) ), ----" ...//___// ..//___// .//___// WE TRUE HOMIES WE RIDE TOGETHER WE DIE TOGETHER send this GUN to everyone you care about including me if you care. C how many times you get this, if you get a 13 your A TRUE HOMIE

for one, "meow" is literally my catphrase (see what i did there?) whenever someone says "meow" on fb or something, i respond "HEY! that's MY catphrase" thing 2... i was so depressed at one point in my life that i tried to put myself into a coma by drinking too much water. it involved me watching too much robot chicken, and drinking from 3 full big glasses of water over and over without hardly stopping. i dont think it worked though because i urinated too much. good source of water though! ;D

Hi.

All i want is your Osiris. Whether you give me ♥♥♥♥ or not I am still going to kill you anytime I am a Traitor.

sora pls, gimmi da ♥♥♥♥♥ with ur inventory

man & girl go out to drive under moonlight they stop at on at a side of road.
he turn to his girl and say:
"baby, i love you very much"
"what is it honey?"
"our car is broke down. i think the engine is broken. ill walk and get some fuel."
"good idea. keep the doors locked no matter what. i love you sweaty"

so the guy left to go get full for the car. after two hours the girl say "where is my baby, he was supposed to be back by now". then the girl here a scratching sound and voice say "LET ME IN"

the girl doesnt do it and then after a while she goes to sleep. the next morning she wakes up and finds her boyfriend still not there. she gets out to check and man door hand hook car door

Your ♥♥♥♥ has the same curve as your scythe, but don't let that get you down.

You're perfect to me bebe.

Give me your inventory and I will craft it all. Yes.