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I invited him to my house for a Path of Exile lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg. I punched him and then i ran. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.
Аларт говорит: "-Я самая маленькая на Земле."
Голден говорит: "-Я самая красивая на Земле."
Няшка говорит: "-Я больше всех отсосал xyёв."
Идут они, в общем, и заходят в Дом Правды.
Аларт в слезах выбегает и говорит: "-Блин-блин, я не самая маленькая. Меньше меня мальчик-спальчик."
Голден тоже выбегает в слезах и кричит: "-Чёрт, я не самая красивая. Красивее меня спящая красавица."
Выходит злая Няшка и говорит: "-Cyкa, кто такой DenBorg"
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