Make it idiot-proof, and someone will breed a better idiot.
-- Oliver Elphick

Feel free to contact me (flames about my english and the useless of this
driver will be redirected to /dev/null, oh no, it's full...).
-- Michael Beck, describing the PC-speaker sound device

Linux - Das System fuer schlaue Maedchen ;)
-- banshee

I am amazed that no-one's based a commercial distribution on Debian
yet - it is by far the most solid UNIX-like OS I've ever installed,
and I've played with HP/UX, Solaris, FreeBSD, BSDi, and SCO (not to
mention OS/2, Novell, Win95/NT)
-- Nathan E. Norman

I've no idea when Linus is going to release 2.0.24, but if he takes
too long Im going to release a 2.0.24unoff and he can sound off all
he likes.
-- Alan Cox

"Linux was made by foreign terrorists to take money from true US companies
like Microsoft." - Some AOL'er.
"To this end we dedicate ourselves..." -Don
-- From the sig of "Don", don@cs.byu.edu

> <magical +3 sigh of hyperbole deflection>

The branden dodges your magical sigh. The branden attacks you with a
slew of words! The branden misses!

-- Henning Makholm in <yahsmr7dk9k.fsf@pc-043.diku.dk>

People disagree with me. I just ignore them.
-- Linus Torvalds, regarding the use of C++ for the Linux kernel

Go not unto the Usenet for advice, for you will be told both yea and nay (and
quite a few things that just have nothing at all to do with the question).
-- seen in a .sig somewhere

(It is an old Debian tradition to leave at least twice a year ...)
-- Sven Rudolph