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how it feels to play tom clancy's LSD counter fortress simulator 2077: vegas 2 episode 1

This was a case I remember doing a few months back.

- murder
- found the murderer's first name after extensive research
- trace the 5 leads in the city with that first name
- checked the front doors for matching fingerprints, found a match with the fingerprint on the murder weapon (rookie mistake)
- took a baseball bat, snook in and hid under the bed until they returned home.
- got up after they went to sleep and beat them until they were forced unconscious, then arrested them for murder whilst trespassing and committing assault.
- turned it in
- CASE UNRESOLVED
- i grabbed the wrong ♥♥♥♥♥♥, they had a partner which i had not seen the fingerprints for and was too lazy to check around the apartment and find out.
- go back
- try to knock out the second guy, he flees down the stairway
- knock out and arrest
- civilian sees me committing assault and pulls the alarm
- i get shot by an automated security turret
- wake up in the hospital
- pay my left kidney in hospital bills
- turn in the case on my way out
- CASE RESOLVED

Aneurism IV is a simulator of a near-future United Kingdom and I won't let anyone tell me otherwise.

pretty good

its okay

i love punting the local wildlife into low earth orbit

This game is pretty fun, but most public lobbies are full of children. If you want to play tactically in multiplayer, seek out a milsim group in the game's official discord.

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great early access, overall 9/10
loses 1 star because i had to complete the same mission 3 times over because it kept breaking at the final part.
also can't sex with mimics

The game's mechanics are decent, but could be a lot better. Allow me to explain.
-if you duck in real life while moving, your character goes much further down
-grabbing onto ledges is inconsistent
-button to crouch can't be disabled and is highly sensitive
also;
-the story characters keep talking during combat, and don't stop explaining every little thing.
-the gunplay is worse than a majority of vr games I have played.
-the parkour mechanics novelty wears off quickly as soon as you get into combat; where trying to do parkour will just get you shot.
I cannot reccomend this game. PLEASE consider buying any other game. BONELAB has better parkour than this.