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0.7 hrs on record
Fun, way more fun than it has any right to be, especially for free. Minigames are hard, I had to use the assists.
Posted 6 April, 2023.
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4.3 hrs on record
They somehow managed to tell an amazing story, in which you do not see a single one of the characters. Gameplay is fun, and not too challenging.
Posted 6 April, 2023.
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23.7 hrs on record
Game isn't 64-but, and doesn't appear to intend to update it. Good to know a company worth $2.5 billion can't be bothered to update it's games to work on modern systems.
Posted 25 February, 2020.
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2.2 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Adorable. Good puzzles. Extrememy recommend.
Posted 30 June, 2017.
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128.0 hrs on record (120.8 hrs at review time)
I bought this game twice, giving Take Two $120 for this game, and hoping to make it one of the best selling games of all time. Take Two have now apparently decided that this wasn't enough, and are trying to force me into playing the pay-to-win multiplayer by attempting to destroy the openIV mod, and generally abusing players of the single player.
Posted 14 June, 2017.
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0.5 hrs on record
Simulates goats

10/10 would recommend to non-goats
Posted 29 June, 2014.
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0.2 hrs on record (0.1 hrs at review time)
Literally impossible.

10/10 would recommend to enemies.
Posted 27 May, 2014.
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9.7 hrs on record (5.3 hrs at review time)
Great game, has an arccade-like feel, but daily challenges keep it interesting. Great fun even if you only play a few minutes a day. Has some bugs and feels a bit unfinished.
Posted 13 January, 2014.
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0.5 hrs on record
Fun enough, but gets old. Feels more liek a tablet or mobile game. Plot elements ar ekinda confusing. Wouldn't pay more than $5 for it.
Posted 6 January, 2014. Last edited 6 January, 2014.
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0.2 hrs on record
Art style is good, and puzzles are alright, but the (English)voice actors are very robotic, and the storytelling is very poor. The game tries to tell the story from a first-person POV, but it doesn't seem like I'm actually playing as him, just talking to him. Rather than saying what he actually thinks, he reacts more like he is being questioned. Art style is good, and puzzles are alright.
Posted 6 January, 2014. Last edited 6 January, 2014.
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