Thicc Monkey Thighs
Jacob
United States
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Kirby 27 Nov, 2023 @ 4:28pm 
jklohsdf
Hydrocarbon Pneumonitis 14 Nov, 2021 @ 4:55pm 
GOAT'd at giving road dome
I am Sped 17 Jun, 2021 @ 9:50pm 
This man can carry more than 20 motes on his ♥♥♥♥
BionicBox18 6 May, 2021 @ 10:43am 
Mommies milkies
BrodyBroski 11 Oct, 2019 @ 9:15pm 
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Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songsStop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.
Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale.
When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan.
I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
We ♥♥♥♥ed on the bed, ♥♥♥♥ed on the flo', ♥♥♥♥ed so long, I grew a ♥♥♥♥in' afro.
Then I ♥♥♥♥ed to the left