Recent reviews by DearestHaley

A blazing game that's just gotten better and better. It's definitely a bud out from the weeds of indie gaming. It has blossomed into a beautiful flower, indicating the virtue of taking the time to roll everything together. Anyone who says otherwise should get stoned!

This game does not support the customer base. I do not recommend the game because:

-No modding support and active suppression of the modder community
-Many cheaters, impossible to play legitimately
-No moderation, the best way to play is by making private lobbies with people you know so you don't get bothered

The Beginner's Guide is an astoundingly good experience that I would recommend to anyone with £6, an hour and a half by themselves, and looking for entertainment rather than a video game. It was absolutely worth it, and if you don't agree with me, hell, you can play the entire game and just refund it. But you're literally the worst human being if you do.

10/10, beautiful.

Well, you got me. It's been a decade since I last reviewed it and I've now spent 60 hours toddling around space. It's clear that the game is well thought out and is very very VERY sandboxy. You should get this game.

Protip: Get the biggest score by holding down W and J

Well worth it, but only on sale. Spent 66 minutes romping about as an unknown gendered detective with poor dress sense and hard to pronounce name. 8/10

Reminds me of my ex

11/10

This game made me a pinball wizard, but now I can't pleasure my girlfriend with my button-pressing action!

Square Enix cannot get it together when I tried to make an account, so £3.39 has just gone down the draim :(