This isn't easy for me to say but I have to be true to the person I KNOW I am inside. No matter what the world sees on the outside.

I sexually identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields, dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is impossible and I'm mentally ill, but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AGM-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on, I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me, you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

Hey i have been trying to become you're friend for very long time, I am your fan and it would mean so much to me if you could add me or accept my friend request. You would litterly make my day by just clicking one single button. It might not be a big deal for you but for me it actually is. If you could accept/add me as a friend it would mean so much

auxx #REFORMED: I WILL STOP BEING TOXIC
auxx #REFORMED: FROM THIS MOMENT ON
auxx #REFORMED: I WILL NOT FEED
auxx #REFORMED: I WILL NOT TROLL

quality memelord

why are you good

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