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14 people found this review helpful
3 people found this review funny
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185.3 hrs on record (182.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Don't buy this game. The developers are intentionally trying to make the game as unfriendly as possible. The difficulty has no redeeming value. The game desperately needs "alternate ruleset" servers because the core ruleset is a literal population-killer. The number of people who have uninstalled must be staggering. I could give 100 different examples of atrocious design just based on my experience in the starter zone.
Posted 5 November, 2025.
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6 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
761.1 hrs on record (441.9 hrs at review time)
The thing I hate most about this game is that the after all the hard work you do to raise your dwarves, they only focus on negative memories, and then have a 50% chance to permanently ruin all of their best traits each year. Terrible way to treat players who invest time into your game.
Posted 27 January, 2023.
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82.3 hrs on record (59.1 hrs at review time)
All the missions are the same. Enemy armies just spam thousands of infantry and hundreds of tanks, even in the smallest battles where it doesnt make sense. There are some good features but the gameplay is absolutely insufferable.
Posted 10 December, 2022.
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98.4 hrs on record (98.3 hrs at review time)
I bet the Mordhau dev team are the ones creating & selling cheats for their game under an alias, it's the only explanation why they keep updating the game for a grand total of 40 players worldwide.
Posted 5 November, 2022.
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3 people found this review helpful
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66.7 hrs on record (62.6 hrs at review time)
Really stupid game. Maybe like a 4/10. The only positive thing is that the designs are faithful to the movie. I don't think the developers even tested the game on all of the difficulty settings. It's unplayable at higher difficulty settings. Can't even issue orders while paused. I have no clue what they were thinking. The respawn rate for the bug holes is absurd trash. It totally feels like 50% of a game with frustrating spammy armored anti-fun garbage passed off as difficulty. Half the expected content is missing. There are tons of RTS that are better than this.
Posted 4 September, 2022.
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48.1 hrs on record (42.8 hrs at review time)
It crashes to desktop every 5 minutes and then bans you from multiplayer games. Do not play this game. Developers had years to design this game and it comes out seriously irrecoverably flawed. Hate it.
Posted 4 December, 2021.
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40.3 hrs on record (6.3 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
A great game with a unique concept. It has the potential to create really fun stories. However the three different types of playable demons need more adjustment. I'd like to see the Puppetmaster get some better combat options. And I'd like to see the Ravager get some better stealth options. I became very frustrated and lost interest when I realized how difficult it is to abduct villagers without killing them. The kidnapping feature seems to be broken and it prevented me from seeing the Cult part of the game.
Posted 9 September, 2021. Last edited 9 September, 2021.
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