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THIS USER IS A CERTIFIED 𝒿𝑒𝓌𝓁𝑜𝓇𝒹™ !!
BEING SUCH, THIS USER ONLY ACCEPTS JAP GAMER HOTTIES WHO CAN GIVE THE FATTEST SUCC® !
IF YOU ARE A THOTTIE OR NEGRO SCUM,PLEASE LEAVE THIS PAGE IMMEDIATELY.THIS USER DOES NOT STAND FOR SEEING SUBORDINATES ON HIS PAGE, ONLY THE GIRLS WITH ANIME TITTIES™
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>she says yes
>"cool, pick me up at 8?"
>give her a fist bump
>run home
>she arrives at 7:45, her dad is driving
>no one says a word the whole way there
>as we're getting out of the car in front of the theater I hold my hand out to her dad
>he just stairs at me
>politely inform him movies don't grow on trees
>he hands me a $20
>"I guess we aren't eating then?"
>he looks furious, his daughter looks like she's about to cry
>he gives me another $10
>roll my eyes and say "Yeah, thanks guy" sarcastically
>we get to the ticket window
>"One for Drive, please and thank you"
>I can see the tears forming in cute girl's eyes now
>"Did your dad not give you any money?"
>"Damn bro, tough break..."
>give her a fist bump
>we didn't go on a second date
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
✈ █ █: Join the jihad
✈ █ █: Join mumble
✈ █ █: You'll be blown away
✈ █ █: You'll experience an explosive career
✈ █ █: That will take you across many countries
✈ █ █: Perks include 72 ready and willing virgins waiting for you when you finish your job
✈ █ █: You'll have a huge impact on those around you
✈ █ █: Your life will never be the same
✈ █ █: Our job training facilities are top notch
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He diededed
>walking to my room
>pass sister's room
>see her changing, first time i've ever seen a girl naked other than on the internet
>parents aren't home
>start to masturbate to her looking through the door
>she keeps changing
>she changes into a semi-truck
>she sees me masturbating
>she smashes through the door
>she starts rubbing her tires on my ♥♥♥♥
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>i start to ♥♥♥
>I ♥♥♥ all over her trailer
>she honks and drives through the wall
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