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1 person found this review helpful
559.0 hrs on record (535.9 hrs at review time)
Recommending this game to a normal human being would be like handing someone a fork and telling them to eat soup. It’s not just bad—it’s a psychological experiment disguised as entertainment. Survivors and killers alike behave like escaped NPCs from a cursed simulation, and honestly, I respect their commitment to chaos. But the real monster here? The game’s balancing, which was clearly designed by someone who can't stand upright.

Every match feels like a rerun of a nightmare. Survivors cling to the same perks like they’re life vests on the Titanic, while killers show up with the same loadouts like they’re attending a cosplay convention for sociopaths. Variety? Creativity? Those were sacrificed to the dark gods of meta. It’s like watching two arsonists argue over who gets to burn down the house first—while they’re both inside it.

The game needs both sides to function, yet both sides are keen on making the other's life as miserable as they can. It’s less “multiplayer horror” and more “mutual psychological warfare.”

Thinking of playing? Great! Just make sure your therapist is on speed dial. The in-game tutorial teaches you about as much as a fortune cookie written by a sleep-deprived raccoon. You’ll need YouTube guides, a support group, and a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ of alcohol.

Can the game be fun? Sure—like juggling chainsaws. Can it be painful? Absolutely. It’s digital masochism with a matchmaking queue.
Posted 19 October, 2025.
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2 people found this review helpful
31.9 hrs on record (19.4 hrs at review time)
jarvis, stroke my ween0r
Posted 19 February, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
165.1 hrs on record (32.8 hrs at review time)
sony moment
Posted 1 March, 2024. Last edited 4 May, 2024.
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1 person found this review funny
30.1 hrs on record (8.6 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
>load into game
>grab key
>enter building
>start screaming at the ghost to show itself
>dies
>"damn why is the ghost so aggressive?????????
Posted 16 May, 2021.
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4 people found this review helpful
11 people found this review funny
1.5 hrs on record
Early Access Review
Everyday we stray further away from god...
Posted 17 March, 2019.
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0.0 hrs on record
A fun killer to play, being able to just vault pallets and windows at fast speeds as well as Inflicting multiple survivors with deep wound is satisfying. However in terms of downing potential of survivors The Legion is poor.

Why is he poor? Well chases can end in either 2 ways:

1. You down survivor by hitting them twice WITHOUT going into feral frenzy.
2. You down survivor by hitting the survivor roughly FIVE TIMES while in feral frenzy.

Upon inflicting deep wound onto a survivor, hitting them again while in frenzy mode will stun and deplete your power bar while also reducing their bleed out timer. Meaning that you have to wait for it to recharge. Hitting survivors already in deep wound will also have this effect when you hit them while you're in feral frenzy mode.

The deep wound effect is not a "channel" action which lets survivors able to 99% their mend and take more hits from The Legion while they are in frenzy mode and get out of it when their bleedout bar is nearlly gone, not to mention the timer FREEZES during a chase . Survivors can essentially take infinite numbers of hits this way.

The way I see it, his ability is more of a utility to help him traverse rather than to down survivors.

Fun killer to play but unfortunately not very viable in terms of downing survivors.
Posted 18 December, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
15.2 hrs on record (14.3 hrs at review time)
Criminally underrated game. Fantastic visuals and smooth melee combat. World is filled with stuff to do (can get repetitive after a while though).

Progression seems a bit too easy though as you can collect a crap ton of scrap in the beginning.
Posted 2 November, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
7 people found this review funny
0.0 hrs on record
She has a nice ass
Posted 29 May, 2018.
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1 person found this review helpful
226.9 hrs on record (153.1 hrs at review time)
Parkour is clunky AT THE START. Later on in the agility tree your guy will start to climb/vault things over with more ease.
Posted 28 October, 2016. Last edited 29 October, 2016.
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1 person found this review funny
10.0 hrs on record
Iraq simulator.
Posted 30 September, 2016.
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