I can’t take it anymore. I’m sick of Jame. I try to watch a Parivision game, I see the hair. I try to play a Faceit pug, my teammates are saving in a 4v5 because they want "the aura." I look in the mirror, my hair is flat. I’m crying. I check HLTV, his rating is a 1.20 and his volume is a 10/10.

He is genuinely ruining the tactical integrity of the game. I saw a kid at a local LAN today except he wasn't practicing his spray control or smoke lineups, he was researching sulfate-free conditioners. Kids no longer want to be the next s1mple or Zywoo anymore. Instead, they just want to sit in a corner with an AWP and look like a Renaissance painting.

Valve really needs to step in. How am I supposed to focus on the crosshair when the observer zooms in on those luscious, silky locks? The glisten alone provides +15 flashbang resistance.

Something needs to happen before it’s over.

别再问我美女在哪儿

kaoru 2 月 15 日 上午 4:03
别再问我包在哪儿

Happy new year choke man

mer no haba

i am the lambo