Recent reviews by Dayemon

Enigma garbage DRM added to back catalog games for what reason Capcom? Uninstalled all Capcom games from my library and not buying any Capcom games in the future. Remove this trash.

Thank you for precaching shaders! Finally a triple AAA release that gets it. A stutter free experience on launch? It CAN be done.

That being said, no hurry on porting the dumpster fire that is The Last of Us Part II. No rush on that.

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Ok now please put back some of the shaders you took out of the precompile in this recent patch to appease the impatient crybabies. Don't care if it takes 2 hours, no stutters please.

Why this port was chosen over the superior PSP port I will never understand.

Take that money and run.

Splattercat has ruined my life.

We was so scared, Lord have mercy, I jumped up in the boat and I said "Thomas, what on
earth is that creature?!"
It stood above us looking down with these big red eyes...
Oh it was so scary!
And I yelled, I said "What do you want from us monster?!" And the monster bent down and
said "I need about treefiddy"

What's treefiddy?
Three dollars and fifty cents
Treefiddy
He wanted money?

That's right. I said "I ain't giving you no treefiddy you ♥♥♥♥♥♥ Loch Ness monster! Get your
own ♥♥♥♥♥♥ money!"

I only have $3.17 so I bought this game instead.

I was born one mornin' when the sun didn't shine
I picked up my shovel and I walked to the mine
I loaded 16 tons of number nine coal
And the straw boss said, "Well, a-bless my soul"

You load 16 tons, what do you get?
Another day older and deeper in debt
St. Peter, don't you call me 'cause I can't go
I owe my soul to the company store

Help! My girlfriend won't stop playing this game. She jams up my steam account and I don't know what to do! We haven't had relations in months!

Ah...
Ah crap!
That did not sound good.
I think we broke something.
Well, there is little point in finishing the delivery now. Best go back and apologize.
Yeah I guess.
...

I scoffed at the $30 he was asking for this game in alpha. So I pirated it. 2 hours in I already knew I was going to buy it. It was too damn good, hours and days went buy I couldn't pull myself away from the game to buy it. I finally did and I still hate the dev for making me feel this way, but I don't regret it and I would painstakingly allow him to rape that $30 from me again. Back to the story generator.

11/10 Would separate myself from $30 again.